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wiitard

1. One of the (hopefully) rare breed that will gather in packs and huddle together around kerosene heaters in the parking lots of retail stores all night for the chance to buy a Wii the following morning.

2. An idiot who won't stop making puns on the word Wii.

3. A Phillistine who can't understand how Nintendo could possibly name their system "Wii."
(1) "Well, guys, the snow's comin' down and we have five hours before Shopko opens. Anyone gonna wimp out?"
"No way, man! We're all hardcore wiitards here!"
"Or just retards. Brr!"

(2)"Hold my place in line, willya? I have to go w-"
"Yes, I get it. You have to go 'wee.' Very clever, wiitard."
"Does that make you one?"

(3)"It's worldwide marketing, dude! It means 'good' in Japanese, 'yes' in French, 'all of us' in English..."
"Oh, shut up. Don't you know that America is the center of the universe? If it sounds a little silly to our ears, then that automatically makes it a stupid name."
"You're such a wiitard."
by Scrawny Yeti January 22, 2007
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Wiitard

(Pronounced Wee-tard)
Adjective

The characteristic of a person who cannot operate a Nintendo Wii or its controllers.
P1: "I think that the controls will be too complicated for the average gamer."
P2: "Dude, you're a Wiitard."
by Morris Levy May 19, 2006
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wetarded

When one or more sexy big dick swangin cold pieces of work are together and their individual retardedness combines into a 4th dinensional type unworldly unfathomable awesomeness-ness that is irresistable and unstoppable to all beings.
Them two boys is so wetarded,they make my pussy drip.

Them two boys are so wetarded they make my dick hard.
by Gangster Anonymous February 14, 2014
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Wiitard

a person who wants a nintendo Wii so bad they will preform lude acts.
vijay is such a Wiitard i saw him acting like a cock whore behind gamestop.
by pp51doodoo December 12, 2008
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webtard

Someone who floods message boards and forums with single line entries simply responding to a previous post and adding nothing to the thread.
Previous post: "I saw the Broncos game last week. It was fantastic !!"
Webtard: "Yeah"

or descriptive of...."That guy writes total crap, he's such a webtard."
by tvc December 28, 2005
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wetard

see wigger
because nigger=retard
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by JUST ME BITCH June 13, 2004
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westard

An individual displaying the characteristics of a Wesley .
Typically will display a heightened sense of self importance and will use long words in the wrong context.
Has difficulty objectively assessing anything involving themselves.
Have you heard that cunt banging on again?

Yes the fucking westard
by P'werman March 16, 2019
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