Rapid Weight Loss Center

euphemism for using the toilet, especially "sitting down."

Boss: "Dave, where'd you go after you punched in?"

Dave: "Sorry, boss, I had to stop by the Rapid Weight Loss Center."

by Deester July 18, 2007

Steed weight

The weight a male maintains because it makes women want to mount him

She was attracted to him because he was at his steed weight.

by JBottum May 16, 2013

Shake Weight

The revolutionary way to teach women how to give proper handjobs.

"Designed specifically for women, in just six minutes a day, you can get arms you'll be proud to show off."

"The Shake Weight is only 2 and a half pounds, virtually unbreakable, and is guaranteed for life."

by OgnarPliskin January 17, 2010

Victim Weight

A male who is under 200 pounds or 90 kilograms. Generally used to refer to males who could be overpowered and taken advantaged of by other males who are above 200 pounds.

Could also be used as a general statement about a male weighing approximately 140-160 pounds or 60-70 kilograms.

Friend 1: "How much do you weight right now?"
Friend 2: "About 150 pounds."
Friend 1: "Dude, you're victim weight."

by Mem3 October 22, 2023

get ya weight up

verb: The process of increasing your street crediblity, can be applied to appearance, clothing, reputation, or finacial status.

"How are you goin to let Ronnie punk you like that, you need to get your weight up!"

"You still wearing them played out Boss overalls with the one strap down...Get ya weight up!"

by Sheila and Jennifer September 16, 2005

weighted companion cube

A special version of the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube. This cube is integral to your success.

Your Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you, and in fact cannot speak. If your Weighted Companion Cube does speak, please disregard its advice.

by GLaDOS November 6, 2007

window to weight gain

When the paper wrapping around a fatty item of food (traditionally, a fish-based item such as fish and chips or a fish sandwich) turns translucent due to having absorbed a large amount of grease.

"If you're not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain."

by Zerotime January 22, 2009