weenjammer

a complete and total douche who tries to be cool but ends up just sucking total bag

Why don't you weenjammers stop tuggin your nuts and get in the car already.

by tardmullet July 15, 2004

weedtired

A vacation from the rigors and stress of life while enjoying the healing properties of special medicinal herbs.

What a monster of a week. I'll be weedtired this weekend so bring plenty of snacks if you knock on my door.

by Weedtarded February 13, 2009

weenie head

A person that is being difficult to communicate and/or interact with, purposely, just to be a dick.

Every time I try to relax and chill, my homeboy starts acting like a weenie head.

by ASAP SawyerSauce January 18, 2018

cantaloupe weenie

During the engagement of sexual intercourse, one's penis might "slip out" and come into contact with a non-penetrable area, resulting in a "broken penis". After some time the penis in question will become inflamed and swollen imitating a sort of bulge, or cantaloupe shape on the shaft of the penis or weenie.

"Last night i was getting it on when all of a sudden i slipped out and nailed her taint. I think i broke my dick, man I'm going to have a fat cantaloupe weenie."

by mcslezzy March 6, 2009

weenie do

It's a way to playfully insult someone by saying their stomach sticks out more than their penis (weenie) does.

Guy#1 Man you got a "weenie do"!!!
Guy #2 What's that?
Guy #1 Dog, your stomach stick out more than your "weenie do"

by Boo & Brasen March 15, 2009

weena

A female character in HG Wells' The Time Machine. She is of the humaniod race, Eloi, in the year 802,701 AD. The protagonist, Time Traveller, saves her from drowning. In a way he falls in love with her, her affection to him is shown in a way similar to that of a small child or a pet.

The Time Traveller saves Weena from drowning.

by kaytizzle May 17, 2007

Weenie Hut Jr.

The greatest insult of all insults.

Person 1: Ur moms Gay
Person 2: Ough yea , well your a Weenie Hut Jr.

by BigPapi666 October 26, 2018