weaving

While driving: constantly changing lanes and passing in between cars, most often at a high speed and in a dangerous manner (e.g. no blinkers). Someone who is weaving basically wants to overtake EVERYONE on the road, both on their lane and others. Almost exclusively met when multiple lanes are going in the same direction, especially on highways.

Etymology: the word comes from the motion of changing lanes from left to right and left again (like in a sine wave flipped on its side), which is similar to the motion when weaving clothes (you pass your thread and needle under another thread, then go up and pass over the next thread, go under the next one, and so on and so forth).

- Whoa whoa whoa man! Cut that out! Why are you weaving?
- I'm dancing in between traffic bro, I'm like a ballerina!

by Photon_Man62 July 29, 2014

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

I'm wearing capris

To not care, to not give a fuck.

A: Aye bro you just stepped on dog shit.

B: Bro, I'm wearing capris.

by Better ask somebody December 27, 2011

wetting

The wetting of underwear or pants (usually with piss) for sexual pleasure of self or another.

After I participated in a good wetting session my apartment floor was a mess.

by Diablolita October 1, 2007

wearing the face off her

To kiss someone,to make out, french kiss, the act of wearing the face off her

He was wearing the face off her,

by spudweiser June 28, 2007

wearing my rolex

When a girl is really into you, she is (figuritivley) wearing your rolex.

Andrew: Man, that girl wants you.
Mitch: Yeah boiii, she is definitly wearing my rolex.

by mitch dawwwg July 27, 2008

dream weaving

1)Intertwining words, images, concepts etc through associative reasoning and intuition to engender a more magical experience of reality. 2)Yoking surface content to the wellspring of the unconscious. 3)Engendering and inspiring 'Dreaming'.

The dream weaving of the surrealists completely altered the worlds expectations of modern artists.

by Simon Wolfe September 8, 2016