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Aaron Warner

Aaron Warner is the finest man to ever live. Even though he's pretty short and a murderer, I would still get down on my knees for him.
hes literally so loyal and hot and he may seem heartless (he's said that himself once) but he's such I sweetheart also LYHFML (lift yours hips for me love ) soooo um yeah.
not a single shatter me fan could say a red flag about him bc even though he did a little bad thing or a few, all the good things he did make up for everything bad he did so um to to the hand bitch.
Aaron Warner is the finest man to ever exist
by sagembhg March 26, 2023
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kurt warner syndrome

The unfortunate condition where one find's the love of his or her life before becoming famous, as their newfound stardom would have enabled that person to meet someone far more attractive than the person they met as a non-celebrity.
Kurt Warner Syndrome is named after two time Super Bowl MVP Kurt Warner. As a member of the 1999 Rams, Kurt became a huge star in the NFL. His wife received lots of airtime, and unfortunately for both Kurt and the millions of viewers tuning in, she looked more like a butch biker lady than an NFL MVP's main squeeze.
by joecrow January 18, 2009
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Brian Warner

Known by most as "Marilyn Manson", Brian Hugh Warner was born on January 5th, 1969. He grew up in Canton, Ohio. Brian states that when he was younger, he would have been scared of his Marilyn Manson persona, and that he's "grown up to be all of the things that hurt and scared him".

When Brian was 18, he moved to Florida and worked as a part-time music journalist. When he was in Florida, Brian met with Scott Mitchell, and they formed the band Marilyn Manson and the Spooky Kids For Brian Warner, the point of the band was to push the limits of America's cencorship laws.

The name "Marilyn Manson" is based on actress Marilyn Monroe and murderer Charles Manson. Warner chose this because it was the fakest stage name of all, in an effort to point out that the show business is fake. Brian Warner's bandmates followed suit, creating stage names with the first name of a female actor, and the last name of a serial killer (Daisy Berkowitz, Olivia Newton-Bundy, Sara Lee Lucas, and Zsa Zsa Speck).

Brian Warner/Marilyn Manson is not liked by most of society, and has been protested in just about every place he plays. Despite an over the top image, controvercial lyrics and stage shows, Brian Warner has managed to make a name for himself as a serious artist. He has had his music on blockbusters like The Matrix Reloaded, Bowling for Columbine, From Hell, and Resident Evil. Brian Warner has also appeared in movies like Party Monster and Bowling for Columbine.

Brian Warner is also an accomplished painter, and has sold some of his watercolours to celebrities like Nicholas Cage and Jack Osbourne.
"I never said to be like me, I say be like you and make a difference."
- Marilyn Manson/Brian Warner
by HeadFullOfHoles September 7, 2008
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Time Warner Cable

Any service every customer of should immediately quit using and swarm their headquarters with complaints about because the company's retarded decision-makers decide to take a step backward for more monetary gain. This step backward invovles replacing their original DVR system with a crappy-ass version that causes so many inconveniences it's impossible to count. Too concerned with their monetary gain, dipshits owners of the company will not act on the complaints they receive and revert back to the old one, rather they sit on their asses and look on while their customers are totally pissed off by their bullshit
3. Any unreasonable, foolish service or corporation that every customer of should quit using and make out complaints against because they care about their personal gain more than the satisfaction of their customers and service
Time Warner Cable's switching people over to their new shitty cable system has led to me hearing of complaints all across the board from various radio stations and the like, such as DVR wouldn't tape the same things and I missed a lot of the shows I had set to automatically recorded; the bar remains at the bottom of the screen for far too long and throughout pause; rewinding and fastforwarding on the new DVR box is really fucked up because it doesn't stop where you stop it at, the new box has lost a lot of options and features it used to have; the box keeps shutting off and rebooting at frequent random moments; things you have set to automatically record keep being undone and you have to go back and reset them; trying to tape a couple days in advance takes for ever because of the box's slow speed and doesn't even go as far in advance as the old one, etc.

When Time Warner Cable switched us over to the new fucked up version of DVR they provide, I gently picked up the Time Warner Cable box, dusted it off, shined it up, rubbed it softly, then smashed it with my hammer and tossed it into the fireplace to a loud clapping ovation from all the people in the sitting room in the doctor's office.

When the restaurant wouldn't give me my money back for the hair and toenails I found buried in my steak, I shouted "WHAT KIND OF SMELLY TIME WARNER CABLE SHIT ARE YOU RUNNING HERE?!"

Punched some geek named Robert Ullman in the face for turning the McDonalds up the street into a Time Warner Cable McDonalds.

That new store up the street is a total Time Warner Cable. They raised prices on everything and won't bring them down and now I refuse to go there.
by Andy Corvatte April 25, 2008
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David Warner

Although appearing in numerous films such as Titanic, Sweeney Todd, Star Trek V & VI, Quest of the Delta knights (in which he played both the bad guy AND the good guy), Scream 2 and The Omen, to name but a few,he generally reguarded as; OH! I know that bloke! He was in that film I saw, can't remember his name...

Sometimes it is perceived that he will take any role he's offered and so when discussing who will be cast in parts in upcoming films, the general consensus is: maybe David Warner will do it...
Oh look it's that bloke who got his head chopped off in The Omen. Let me IMDB him... It's David Warner...
by OrbThesela January 8, 2009
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haley warner

sexy ass
beautiful
smart
not fat
sexy
by iuihiu December 1, 2010
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Yakko Warner

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