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by vihang October 25, 2003
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winney the pooh

a cool but rather lame character tht tries to wackoff with the honey all he really needs it some lotion
by PlaydohMan April 25, 2004
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wanny

wanny means that you are a fanny and a willy at the same time i.e. you're a complete and utter idiot
person 1: i set a car on fire the other night it was so funny

person 2: you're a fuckin wanny mate
by lolly17 October 30, 2006
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Wanny

When someone is whining about anything that doesn't go their way. A person who complains or only notices the negatives in a situation.
Brother: Why do we have to go to the mall today? We just went last week!
Sister: Stop being such a wanny. It's so annoying!
by tay1109 June 4, 2011
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wanny

frequently misused and masturbated wrongly vagina of the unclean type, can be connected to a slut of the stevenage variety
used wanny for sale, frequently serviced and low mileage, 50p or nearest offer
by KliffArd not clifford August 20, 2003
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Wannything

The most common of these kids comes onto kong and tells everyone that they've got it going for all of them, including GF/BFs.

They will always claim to be some sort of weed addict to make themselves look more rebellious and troubled than they actually are.

Will never EVER put pictures of themselves up on the internet. This can be particularly awkward when a person who befriended said loner asks the person for more photos without showing their own. This is either because they have low self esteem, or they are slightly camera shy.

When asked for a picture of themselves, they will go all shy, and make a lame excuse as to why they don't have a camera or want to put photos of them on the web.

Failing appearing as someone they're not, makes another elaborate story with people newly aquainted with said subject.

Lectures everyone and everyone who tries to chat with another person, and uses philosophical quotes they do not understand. Usually, attempts to correct grammatical mistakes at all costs.

Finally, in terms of when it is the girl who is desperate and lonely, she seems to make friends with a male who is generally nice, and somewhat well known in chat, and clings to them. What starts out as something cute and refreshing turns out to be a pathetic lie, as the girl tries to ply attention out of him with even more elaborate stories about her life and how shit it is.

Said girl will also use some random scene girl's pic and pass it off as their own.
Wannything.

Loner: Hi. That's my GF over there. Aren't we really cute?
Regular: Oh hi. Hi to GF too. Can I take your msn?

2 months later:

Regular: Hey. How come there's no pictures of you and your GF?
Loner: Uhm...*blocks regular*

(On Kongregate)

Regular: Hey he went offline when I asked for pics
Regular 2: Must be some fat ugly loner...
Loner: *goes to a different room*

~or~

Troll: *spams up chat*
Loner: Stop spamming, fail troll.
Regular: I want some more regulars to come on, with only the two of us, it is a bit boring
Loner: Yeah..
Regular 2: Agreed...its also going to get hella boring with that loner over there muscling in on everything anyone says like its his business. He thinks he's a regular too. Look...
Regular: Lets tinychat
Regular 2: Cool.
Loner: *turns up uninvited to tinychat*
by midnightpanda June 16, 2010
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wankey

The abbreviation for wankerchief, much like a hankey, but used only for dinkle sprinkle.
Have you a wankey old boy? I'm in the mood for a good play with the old ball and tackle!

Why yes I do, but in future old bean, get your own, wot!
by ShereKhan August 31, 2006
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