wackoff 

noun The stuff that squirts out when a male wacks off (masturbate)

"Look at all the wackoff I got all over my shirt!"

wackoff by Elmer Fudrukker March 28, 2021

wackoff ironman 

The fury of this intense competetition can make grown men cry. The men are required to climax an insane 48 times in a 24 hour period. They are given a small tube of lubrication, a glass of water, and a protein bar for the duration of the competition.

In the midst of the insanity during the Bust-A-Nut Ironman competition, Ryan G. ripped the foreskin of his derranged penis, spewing blood and seamen in a 3 metre radius of himself, dealing splash damage to nearby competitors.

wackoff ironman by Sick Ass Mothafucka September 2, 2005

Wackoff Marathon 

Wacking off in a repetitive nature for atleast three climaxes.

Ryan G. Completed the wackoff marathon in a matter of seconds while having a cybersex scenerio involving the following Halo 2 characters; the Mastercheif, 3 Spartans, and various brutes.

Congratulations Ryan from Abbey Park, if you see him in the hall, give him a pat on the back, just dont shake his hand.

Wackoff Marathon by Sick Ass Mothafucka September 2, 2005

wally wackoff 

a fat ass, who eats alot and jacks off every 12 minutes ESPECIALLY WHEN HIGH

wally wackoff is in the corner again, ya know what hes doin? HES FUCKIN JACKING OFF AGAIN

wally wackoff by BIGtitsAREmadeFORsqueezing February 14, 2010

Wiggity Wackoff 

When you an a group of friends simultaneously blow your load into a cd insert slot in your car stereo before taking out the holiest of cd's that holds the grooviest of jams and sliding that bad boy in there to totally vibe for the rest of night knowing that the cd is the luckies thing on planet earth from now on

"Hey Rhys, you thinkin about gettin the boyz together for a wiggity wackoff vibe sesh. We can even pull an all nighter but for just this once can we not invite the retarded kid jack"

Wiggity Wackoff by TheeSteelNutt April 3, 2020

Wiki wackoff 

When you wack off your friend while he/she is licking your eyes and doing wiki tutorials on how to bleach you nipples.

Hey Jeff would you want to wiki wackoff with me

Wiki wackoff by Killerboy$ November 3, 2023

wack off 

to masturbate (male)

a phrase that didn't exist until someone mixed the phrases "jack off" and "wank off"

not to be confused with "wacking"

I saw my brother wack off to porn when I snuck in his room.

wack off by selenagomez123 September 8, 2013