The fury of this intense competetition can make grown men cry. The men are required to climax an insane 48 times in a 24 hour period. They are given a small tube of lubrication, a glass of water, and a protein bar for the duration of the competition.
In the midst of the insanity during the Bust-A-Nut Ironman competition, Ryan G. ripped the foreskin of his derranged penis, spewing blood and seamen in a 3 metre radius of himself, dealing splash damage to nearby competitors.
by Sick Ass Mothafucka September 2, 2005
Get the wackoff ironmanmug. Ryan G. Completed the wackoff marathon in a matter of seconds while having a cybersex scenerio involving the following Halo 2 characters; the Mastercheif, 3 Spartans, and various brutes.
Congratulations Ryan from Abbey Park, if you see him in the hall, give him a pat on the back, just dont shake his hand.
Congratulations Ryan from Abbey Park, if you see him in the hall, give him a pat on the back, just dont shake his hand.
by Sick Ass Mothafucka September 2, 2005
Get the Wackoff Marathonmug. by Elmer Fudrukker March 28, 2021
Get the wackoffmug. When you an a group of friends simultaneously blow your load into a cd insert slot in your car stereo before taking out the holiest of cd's that holds the grooviest of jams and sliding that bad boy in there to totally vibe for the rest of night knowing that the cd is the luckies thing on planet earth from now on
"Hey Rhys, you thinkin about gettin the boyz together for a wiggity wackoff vibe sesh. We can even pull an all nighter but for just this once can we not invite the retarded kid jack"
by TheeSteelNutt April 3, 2020
Get the Wiggity Wackoffmug. When you wack off your friend while he/she is licking your eyes and doing wiki tutorials on how to bleach you nipples.
by Killerboy$ November 3, 2023
Get the Wiki wackoffmug. by BIGtitsAREmadeFORsqueezing February 14, 2010
Get the wally wackoffmug.