wangover

Post self-abuse anguish. The feeling of guilt, regret and self-loathing immediately after masturbation. Combination of 'wank' and 'hangover'.

"Oh, no, I've got such a wangover. I swear I'll never do it again!"

by 7kev7 November 13, 2007

wanzor

1. Penis
2. Mech

Your wanzor is sooo sexy!!!!

by Oliolio March 23, 2008

wankometer

It's a device to measure how many wanks you are doing to the hour.

"Oy! You filthy little pervert! You were doing at least 40, and this is a built up area!"

"Sorry officer, I think my wankometer must be broken."

"OK sir put that throbbing red rod back in your trousers and we'll say no more about it."

by TommyTosspot April 11, 2009

wangover

when you can no longer perform sexually. usually after multiple orgasms. you have lost your wangitude.

I've jacked off to internet porn so much, I now have a wangover.

by lilill May 1, 2006

wanton

Wanton means unrestrained or lascivious, not malicious.

The phrase "wanton gore" means "unrestrained, excessive gore," not "malicious gore."

by captainredjava October 13, 2003

wanlodica

Wan lo's favorite toy. We have to bring it every music lesson, and play the C major scale. More of a child's toy than a music instrument .

Do the C major scale on the wanlodica

by FreeResident678 November 11, 2018

Modern Warjob

The process of getting a blowjob, handjob, or in extreme cases a blumpkin while playing call of duty modern warfare

Situation 1.

Joe, "Dude i can't talk right now I'm getting a modern warjob"

Bob, "Is that why your K.D. sucks macock?"

Situation 2.

Joe, "i just got 10th prestige!"

Bob, "i just got a nuke"

Bill, "I just got a modern warjob"

by Modern Warjob Expert VI July 25, 2010