Wet Waldo

The act of ejaculating in your partner's ear, then proceeding to give them a wet willy in the affected ear.

We asked Melissa why her ear was bothering her so much, and she told us it was because of the wet waldo Mike gave her last night.

by JBlaze January 11, 2009

Waldorf

A branch of private schools commonly found in mainly the US and Germany, and were founded by the Austrian Anthrposophist philosopher Rudolf Steiner.

Although Waldorf Schools are legitimate schools, critics continue to claim that the school is a cult, and that students are indoctrinated with the ideals of Anthroposophy. Though these allegations are probably false, Waldorf Schools do use some methods which may appear outdated or silly.

But overall it's a pretty good school.

Waldorf: the only school that is also the name of a salad.

by El_Haggis September 10, 2006

Ralph Waldo Emerson

A very wise philospher of the 19th century. Founder of the transcendentalist movement. Buddies with Thoreau and Whitman. Wrote an essay called "Self Reliance", which stated that every man should decied for himslef what is right, and follow that, instead of following what the group says. "Whosoever is a man must be a non-conformist". Often misunderstood by ignorant stooges who dont actually read the essay... the same people who say "Thoreau went and lived where for two years... what a pussy"

meathead 1 -"those trangendenerots or whatever are fucking stupid"
meathead 2- " right... dude lets go pick up the new fiddy cent album"
meathead 1- "sweet"

by Demosthenes March 10, 2005

Waldo-bomb

The act of unexpectedly joining a group photo dressed as Waldo, from "where's waldo?".

-- I totally Waldo-bombed that picture.
-- Where?

by Dr. Footfoe December 12, 2009

walmost

Something you use in the place of almost when you are drunk texting.

A.)Nothingg just on the floor laughing at nothing in particular

B.)Awesome man, I walmost died!

by Heath'rs May 14, 2011

waldo

describes the person at your work who is frequently absent, missing from where they are supposed to be, requiring people to search for them, as in "where's waldo."

Susan: I noticed that I've hardly seen Robert around the office at all... he seems to call in alot, and he only just started working here...
Debbie: Yeah, he's totally waldo.

by doc SM February 11, 2014

Waldorf School

Weird. Just plain weird. If you attend one, you know.

Waldorf schools are weird

by cheese monger lady August 5, 2020