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Waterboarding

Depending on who you ask this has 2 possible definitions:

a) Torture, horrible torture equivalent to spikes shoved up the finger nails, slowly pealing skin off of a person, or hobbling someone like that scary chick from misery.

OR

b) A silly prank the military plays on their terrorist buddies at the big fun BBQ palace known as Guantanamo Bay
Example 1:

Bush is a total doucher for using waterboarding on those poor Muslims in his silly crusade again all religions other then his own.

Example 2:

Man, the military and those terrorists look like they are having so much fun over at their party. They get to bob for apples, play pin the tale on the donkey, have a tickle contest, and enjoy some fun waterboarding.
by Grymm Deth June 16, 2009
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washboard

One of the primary instruments used by bands that consist of dumb, toothless, morons from the hills aka hillbillys. Usually accompanied by the jug and spoons as well as the single, clothes-wire, washtub bass.
Jethro is one badass washboard player. He taught hisself.
by Roland819 November 23, 2006
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Waterboard

The process of baptizing terrorists with freedom.
I waterboarded the terrorist by using the process of baptizing them with freedom.
by Gingervitis79 June 5, 2018
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waterboard earthmove

when you sit on your boyfriends face. At the point of orgasm you lock him in with your thighs, hold his nose and pee in his mouth while he tries to breathe. His flailing around the bed cause the earth to appear to move.
girl one : I totally gave that guy a waterboard earthmove last week.
girl two: Your my hero.
by Dr rainbowsparkles July 24, 2011
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wineboarding

The act of laying beneath the spigot of a large wine cask, with the tap pointing at one's mouth and turning it on. Swallowing as fast as one can, it is similar to a reverse keg stand, with the object being to get very quickly intoxicated....
I went to a winery in Portugal and got wasted wineboarding....
by balls104 June 12, 2018
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wyoming waterboard

The act ramming huge piles of snow down a person's throat to simulate the act of drowning, similar to waterboarding.
Jimmy wouldn't tell me what I wanted to know, so I had Phil wyoming waterboard him till he talked.

Matt was acting like a tool so we have him a wyoming waterboard to change his attitude.
by Wyoming ranger January 2, 2017
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daniel wakeford

Person 1: would you like an advent calender?’

Daniel Wakeford: That is absolutely genius
by Rectumpoostopper101 May 2, 2018
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