wanderbating

To wander whilst masterbating. Frequently performed by those who get distracted easily and need a change of scenery. Painfully awkward for room mates, houseguests, parents, etc.

I once walked in on my brother while he was masturbating. Wait, I walked in on him while I was masturbating. I was wanderbating.

by PhilFFI January 7, 2011

wanderlei

one bad ass motherfucker

wanderlei silva is going to beat the shit out of chuck liddell

by smokey546 January 9, 2008

wanderlust

A strong urge or desire to travel.

Claire packed her bags and purchased the plane ticket as a wave of wanderlust overcame her.

by Winifred Sanders September 7, 2013

Wanderlust

the irresistible and overwhelming feeling to join nature, fresh air and high mountains by hiking or climbing.

I feel Wanderlust, I have to leave this urban surrounding.

by Arno_Schmidt February 5, 2010

The wandering janitor

The wandering janitor is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves fucking a girl wheelbarrow style while you walk around and mop up spills on the floor with her hair.

dude i janna and i were having sex and i totally gave her the wandering janitor

by mitt greb November 6, 2007

Wander-Slutting

After a break-up, a period in time where a person will make a point to socialize for the mere purpose of having sex with whomever wanders their way. Usually out of spite.

You and Jay broke up? Great! Let's go wander-slutting and relieve the pain!

by Alisha D December 11, 2007

Wandering Sock

A living sock that will explore the house when no one is home and hide itself in improbable places to find a sock.

I finaly bought a cage for my wandering sock. Last time we were out it snuck into the toaster!

by XCchamp June 17, 2009