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wampus tookus 

A generally satisfying female buttocks, that is well shaped, balanced and carries adequate weight in relation to her overall size; as compared to ratio.
“Gee Marvin, I never quit appreciated the fact that Marguerite always carries with her a wampus tookus that compliments her figure.”

“Good observation indeed sir. A wampus tookus that woman rightfully does carry.”
wampus tookus by The Ousting February 3, 2012
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a person who never understands the person he or she is talking to and always goes off topic
"hey John, can you roll up the mat?"
"so the other day I was walking in the park and-"
"jesus christ, you're such a wumbus"
wumbus by wunglehumber March 15, 2022

Peter Wompus 

A nickname given to male who is constantly masterbating or "playing with themselves"
Man! Dave has been in the bathroom all night with those dirty magazines. He is such a Peter Wompus!
Peter Wompus by PeterBeater January 21, 2010
The act of sex whilst listening to Wumpscut
I had wumpsex with this goth bitch. It was Wumpalicuous.
Wumpsex by Matt McDermott January 17, 2008
Someone who is very large and blob like.
That walrus over there is very wompus
A person that is a little off, slow or just a stupid dumbass fool
Please excuse my friend for speaking like that, he is a little wampus.
Wampus by Mr2 spyder May 22, 2016