volumetric flask

what us nerds call a "bong." (the thing you smoke cannabis indica out of)

yoo Im pretty sure Ned was using a volumetric flask this morning.

by Not-not harambe November 30, 2018

volmer

A short guy who really doesn't care about what he says and he always lights up everybodies mood

Some would say his mouth speaks faster than his brain. If you need a wingman who isn't shy and can talk to everybody then get yourself a volmer.

dude1: Yo bro I was out with this girl and this volmer dude just came up and took her away from me..

dude2: That's so sad you should try and get yourself a volmer wingman

by LovelyDude November 6, 2019

volume andy

Volume Andy is a term used by Asmongold to describe a person in Twitch chat who complains that the video being watched on stream has low volume, so they ask the streamer to turn it up.

A: Can you turn up the news?
B: You're such a volume Andy.

2 people in chat: turn it up, we can't hear anything
A: Two people have said that the video volume is low. Should I turn it up?
C: No, it's fine.
A: Time out any volume andy who says it's too low.

by dannyachy94 May 10, 2022

internet volumetric misapprehension syndrome

Noun: Repeatedly ordering items online which are much smaller than you first thought.

"Wow, all of my Christmas presents were tiny. Were they supposed to be this small?"
"No, but I got them online."
"Well, I guess you suffered from internet volumetric misapprehension syndrome."

by Jeetmaster9000 February 11, 2022

Adjusting the Volume

An act often used in the music world where the male is about to ejaculate. To prevent this from happening, the person performing the fellatio, decreases the speed at which she performs. She also adjusts the testicles. All of which is done to increase orgasm intensity.

Damn! That drummer chick is really good at adjusting the volume. Last night was crazy!

by hahalalala14 January 8, 2012

Volume Dick

An asshole driver who ups the volume of the radio to max (un)purposely annoy the passengers.

It seems everyone whoever has been in a car listening to music when a volume dick plays a song very loud.

In the movie, Star Trek: First Contact, Zefram Cochrane plays a track by Steppenwolf in his shuttle at the loudest fucking volume possible, causing the sound to go through their mics and pissing people at the launch site off. Hence the term, Volume Dick.

by the1upDude August 22, 2011

volume

1. How loud something is.
2. How much a 3D shape occupies.

What's the volume of this cube?

by LatinNerd June 8, 2017