Visiosubrideophobia

Literally a phobia of smiling faces, more commonly associated to a dislike of web emoticons.

He hates it when I use emoticons in a conversation. He's such a vsp (Visiosubrideophobe).

Visiosubrideophobe = Visiosubrideophobia person

by CurSchizoImaFriend October 25, 2010

hater vision

When a car has LCD monitors installed on the headrests in the absolute back row of the car, which cannot be, nor are not intended to be viewed by a passenger, but other divers on the road. The purpose of this is to show all the haters that you have so much money and are so extravagant that you can afford to install expensive car audio \ video equipment in order to show off.

I got "hater vision" installed in the back of my H3 so all the haters can hate on my pimped ride as I roll thru the projects.

by Paramecium September 3, 2005

vicious dump

painful release of bodily contents, often in large amounts, and sometimes causes bleeding.

"that emu is taking a vicious dump, he apperars to have drawn blood."

"man, that vicious dump i just took pwned me, it just won't flush, and i need a band-aid"

by ouch August 2, 2004

Don Vito

Vincent "Don Vito" Margera is a reality television star from Viva La Bam. He's Brandon "Bam" Margera's uncle and Phil Margera's brother. He is a rather large specimen who boasts such qualities as a lazy eye, no front teeth, a raw area on his foot, a rotted toenail, skin tags in his armpits, a dented back, an exceptionally large beer belly, and an enormous double chin. Vito is a member of the CKY crew, and he seems to fit in very well with Bam and his friends, all of whom are at least half of Vito's age. Don Vito is most famous for his indistinguishable speech. When he gets upset or excited, he begins to babble incoherently and will continue to babble for quite some time, often stopping only when he gets what he wants (money, beer, food, nice girls, a new car, etc).

1. Bam: That's not Spanish!
Don Vito: It is too spaglee buh gabble guh Taco Bell was on the menu!

2. Phil: Are you sure you didn't fart or anything?
Don Vito: Ya ya Phil ya gott ya ya feel a ten field goat a tin a feel a wheel a bell!

3. Don Vito: I am Abudabu gandadint gav beer annin aahgahtago Istanbul I got no luggage.

by Captain Howdy April 28, 2007

booble vision

A combination of "boobs" and "tunnel vision" that hinders men from looking a well endowed woman in the face.

see: booblevision for the comprehensive definition

Roderick: "Yo Reggie, check out dat foo Leroy. He bees gotsin' da booble vision again."

Reggie: "Man, dat dude ain't no playa. He don't even wait 'till da ho' turn her head away to be peepin' at dem titties."

by One Stark Reality April 12, 2008

sault vision

Sault (Soo) vision is a terrible visual effect claiming the dignities of many men. It is acquired from spending too much time in Sault Ste Marie, Ontario. Due to the lack of good looking girls, your vision adjusts to make ugly broads appear hot. Once leaving "the Soo", your vision readjusts and you realize that hot broad you slayed was actually a troll preying on men effected by Soo Vision. Before engaging in any act with a broad from "The Soo", it is advisable to request the approval from a minimum of 3 bro's. Without it, you risk a nasty surprise upon leaving the city.

Ben: "bro that broad I banged last weekend in the Soo was a fucking rocket. Brandon: " man are you kidding? She was barely a 4! You must be under the influence if Sault Vision"

by Soo Vision Victom January 6, 2014

Multi-vitron

Is something that don't exist, but you need because the thing on what you work don't work.

Generaly use with technical stuff...

My computer is broken, i need new multi-vitron.

Is fucking slow, my multi-vitron is broken.

Do you have multi-vitron?

I will put fucking multi-vitron in your ass if you dont stop that.

by clustertm October 15, 2007