dichotomy

The cutting off of one's penis while sleeping by an enraged spouse.

The police stated that Mrs. Bobbit performed the dichotomy without a hitch!

by ouch August 25, 2003

dc

The most evil being known to man.

Holy shi-ot, dc is ripping out my soul through my neck!

by Ouch June 29, 2003

vicious dump

painful release of bodily contents, often in large amounts, and sometimes causes bleeding.

"that emu is taking a vicious dump, he apperars to have drawn blood."

"man, that vicious dump i just took pwned me, it just won't flush, and i need a band-aid"

by ouch August 02, 2004