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Martha's Vineyard

Rich white friend: Hey, where are you going over the summer?
Rich black friend: My family and I are going to Martha's Vineyard
Rich white friend: What's that??
Rich black friend: It's the black Nantucket you son of a bitch.
by thegirlwithsixchins December 4, 2017
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Anal Vineyard

Anal Vineyard, this can be found prodruding out of the anus, and looking very similar to a grape vine, the medical terminology for this extremely painful and ugly looking mess, is called a "Hemorrhoid".
Joe was playing "silly fanny" with John, when John screamed with shock as Joe squeezed John's "Anal Vineyard".
by lee-lou May 23, 2010
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anal vineyard

where a person grows piles of the bigest variety around there anus and it resembles a vineyard
hey that guy i tried to but fuck last night almost filled 3 bottles of wine from his anal vineyard ,and they wernt even seedless. i almost choked on the seeds. i think ill stick with newcastle brown ale from now on
by boris sniffer July 17, 2020
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Jewish vineyard

When a man hasn’t bathed in days and has a cheesy dick and low hanging hameroids
Picked up this chick on day 3 of the rodeo, took her back to my tent and showed her my Jewish Vineyard
by Scurbird September 30, 2020
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Martha's Vineyard

The black Nantucket or a place where rich black people go for vacation
Rich white friend: Hey where are you going for the summer?
Rich black friend: Oh my family and I are headed up to Martha's Vineyard.
Rich white friend: What's that?
Rich black friend: It's the black Nantucket.
by thegirlwithsixchins November 28, 2017
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Vineard

Vineard: (vinegar + mustard = Vineard) (pronounced vin-arde)
One of the most horrible smells on the planet...somewhat similar to Olives or Cat Pee
"Dude, do you have a cat??"
"Why??"
"Because your room smells like Vineard!!!"
by MC Killbot 5000 October 9, 2005
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Vinyard

Vinyard; (proper noun) as in to be a "Vinyard". One who is worthless and lacks any attribute worth complementing. Not to be confused with Billy Bum
Ayyy, ya man Smush Parker thinks he Vinyard .
by JTW-CLS-SER May 16, 2016
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