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vimp

Someone who believes that the virtual experience is better than the physical one.

For example someone who wants to have the conversation on video call even though everyone is so accessibly close to each other or someone who loves virtual reality over actual reality. In short, a vimp is a simp for the virtual experience.
"Man, I want to date online but I don't want to actually meet her I like the convenience of video calling and I want to keep the sexual experience online."
"Ugh, stop being a vimp!"
"We are already in the metaverse I put on my virtual headset and talked to my next-door neighbor it was the best conversation I ever had."
"You have too much vimp energy to be normal."
From now on the boss won't attend work she decided that being a vimp is cool and the future of work.
by garrytovosia August 26, 2022
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vimith

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by vimith May 25, 2024
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Vempty

That desperate, grieving and disdainful feeling you get when your vape runs out at the worst possible time.
I was about to offer this super hot chick a hit of my vape, but it was vempty.
by mediamonsterau May 13, 2025
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magic vimto

take a double measure of port in a pint glass; pour in a bottle of blue WKD; top up to the pint with lemonade.

Looks like Vimto, tastes like Vimto, lands on your nervous system like an ounce of morphine.
by Al February 5, 2005
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Lilith’s Vimto

Lilith’s Vimto (noun):

When a guy decides to turn a romantic evening into a chaotic science experiment by dipping his penis in Pop Rocks and pounding a chick on her period. The resulting fizzy, sticky effluent looks eerily like Vimto.
"Dude, last night was wild... ended up sticking my nob in Pop Rocks and shagging this lass on the blob. It all went Lilith’s Vimto mate, we had to burn the bed sheets.”
by DiarrheaSlut42069 September 9, 2024
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