Vandy

Vandy is a backstabbing, lazy girl who is addicted to pain pills. She will do anything to get out of work and mooch off everyone else. At times she can be fun to be around, but mostly she likes to complain about everyone and everything. She would rather live off welfare, than support her kids.

"Can I borrow 10 buck so I can pick up my prescription?"

"You are turning into a Vandy."

by the dog walker February 3, 2010

viande

A meeting held by the guy from the dark side, laced with contradictions, grammatical errors, mood twists, and Dum Dum blowing up to end it.

Guy, the work is horrible! On the other hand, the work is the bess I ever see!

by Claude November 26, 2004

Grandpa Vandyke

Old man who i saw on TV, but forgot his name, so i call him grandpa, anyways he is cooltits, and he loves hookers. so why not get down with this old fuck!

Ladies and gentlemen, i give you Mr.Vandyke, fuck with him and you'll have a shoe in your ass, and i won't tak you ice fishing!

by James franks the 3rd January 30, 2005

vandy

An anti-climatic or poorly told story.
A very poor recounting of an event.

"Thanks for boring me to death with that vandy."
"You just pulled a vandy"

Explaining a joke from a TV show in a poor and nonsensical manner.

by JBBeaver December 12, 2008

vandy

Synonym for spammer

Put the flak away, you Vandy!

by antispam February 9, 2004

Vandy Action

When you get a lucky strike in bowling, usally from hitting the hit pin head on or making a pin fly across the lane and hit another.

Wow, that kid has alot of Vandy Action. I wish I could get some.

by Big J Bowler February 26, 2011

vandygriff

A fucking man with a vagina with balls hanging out

I love my vandygriff

by Assface.org January 19, 2018