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ventrilloquist

A puppeteer who uses musical vocalizing in his act.
Jim Henson's team of puppet-animators could be called "ventrilloquists", since the various Sesame Street characters often sing solo and choral selections.
by QuacksO January 14, 2020
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Ventalacious

Damn Emmy still looks ventalacious when the machine is breathing for her.
by Eicheem82 July 2, 2020
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Karmic Ventriloquist

A person versed well enough in the empathic arts, such that he or she might 'throw' good or bad emotions at people and objects, as one would a voice.
Like any good Karmic Ventriloquist, John could put you in any mood he pleased with virtually no effort.
by quo errat demonstrator July 22, 2011
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Ventrilafart

Having the ability to blame a fart on someone else across the room; Throwing a fart.
Michael smells something from across the room. Mom is smilling and Katie asks Mom did you ventrilafart?
by molikins October 9, 2008
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Vaginal Ventriloquist

To talk about periods/menstrual cycles/being on the rag/bleeding from the cunt/earning your red wings.
"Dude, Charlie my girl was totally on the rag last week and blood was everywhere"

"Zip it, dick wagon, you're being a vaginal ventriloquist today"
by Irbster2 February 8, 2008
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Anal Ventriloquism

The final warning to get out of a situation, ie. Your anus is the one to tell you to get out of there!!!
I was at the bar drinking when someone pulled a gun and I just sat there until I experienced Anal Ventriloquism and knew it was time to get out of there!
by General Hatchet August 16, 2010
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angry ventriloquist

a way of payback for the angry fetus, a trick where your girl believes you are giving her great oral sex, but out of nowhere pierce a pair of scissors into her vagina and forcefully open the blades. once the vagina looks like a mouth, proceed to move the flaps up and down, speaking in different voices as if it where talking to you.
"i was sick and tired of having crappy convosations with that girl, so i performed the angry ventriloquist on her and had a convosation with her cunt instead"
by Danny Panic November 28, 2007
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