unhappy trail

The tuft of hair directly above the asscrack. It is the opposite of the happy trail.

When David went to prison all the anal rapists laughed at the tramp stamp that said "oops" that they could read through his especially harry unhappy trail.

by Uncle Wink September 4, 2007

untappable

A girl that is too ugly to tap. Its like saying I cant tap dat.

The untappables came out when I was walking down the street with my peoples. They tried to talk dirty so I ran.

by Papoosenigga January 12, 2007

Unpaperbagable

A person that is so ugly you can't even have sex with them when they have a paper bag over their head.

Victor: would you do monica, oscar?
Oscar: EW! No that's gross! Would you?
Victor: Hell no! That's unpaperbagable!

by Dr.Dedoverde July 31, 2009

uncanblobben

a large veined dick that turns purple since the condom is too small from constriction.

Eww look its an uncanblobben!!

by uncanblobben August 16, 2008

Untappable

(noun). A prostitute who is in some way deformed to a degree where he/she can no longer be considered attractive and no longer has any clients.

GUY: "Man, that hooker working the corner is one ugly bitch!"
FRIEND: "Hell yeah, she's a total untappable!"

by Untappable69 April 14, 2010

Unhappen

A word idiots use instead of undo

I'm going to make this problem and Unhappen

by Kcah June 8, 2017

untap upkeep draw

The turn structure of Beginning of Turn in Magic the Gathering, usually said quick to signal what's going on. Also used as chain of word to help new players remember that you untap before you draw.

untap upkeep draw, go to main phase, cast Lava Spike targeting you, does it resolve?

by Big Lupu June 28, 2017