Ugle

To take a shit.
To "ugle" is to take a dump; to be "ugling" is the action of taking that dumb. An ugle can also be a noun signifying the poop itself. If you need to take a shit, then you are feeling ugly (uglish is the incorrect terminology)

Judge: I sentence you to 20 years in prison.
Defendant: For what?!
Judge: Sky dropping ugles on the people of this fine city from your plane.
Defendant: I was feeling ugly and the toilet was occupied, I'm sorry.

by defusious February 11, 2009

ugleeman

reference to Lee Hugar who is an Ugly man

ugleeman is a pussy

by RYAN March 7, 2004

Bumping Uglies

Slang term used for two people having sexual intercoarse

Chad's Mom : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Wow It's so BIG!
Steve : Oh Chad's Mom! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!

Chad : Hey Steve im gonna room with you for a while the wifey threw me out OH MY GOD!
Steve : Hey Chad I was just Bumping Uglies with you mom! (wink)
Chad's Mom : GET THE FUCK OUT CHAD! Oh my god it's so BIG!
Steve : Oh Chad's Mom! Oh Chad's Mom!
Chad : Oh Chad is gonna be sick!
Chad's Dad : Hey Chad I need to talk to your mom have you seen her?
Chad : Yeah she's over at Steve's apartment Bumping Uglies with him!
Chad's Dad : GOD DAMN'T THE HELL!

by SlopNChop December 3, 2018

bump uglies

To hook up with someone.

Did you hear that Mike was bumping uglies with Kate behind the auditorium?

Hey Ann, wanna bump uglies?

by Popand Lock October 3, 2012

Uglies

When something is sooo ugly it is cute.

My dog is so uglies.

by stinastudios February 19, 2013

Uglier

You

You are uglier than her.

by Hihellohey December 3, 2019

Ug Lee

A nickname given to those who personify ugliness.

"Hey, look! it's Stan Lee's fifth cousin, Ug Lee!"

by Mr. Trivia July 26, 2007