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typewriting

What you do when drunk and driving. Going from one lane to the other or swerving between lanes, or in the same lane. Probable cause for DUI
"I was so smashed last night, i was TYPEWRITING all the way home"
by LisaMo August 6, 2007
mugGet the typewritingmug.

typewriter

apparently it's the longest word that can be typed on the top row of the keyboard
Did you know that typewriter is special because of it's position on the keyboard?
by anonymous October 9, 2023
mugGet the typewritermug.

Devil’s Typewriter

“Yeah well I was using the Devil’s typewriter last night.”
by Basiloid April 26, 2020
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typewriter

imagine being a typewriter
by anon103739 December 1, 2020
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defective typewriter

Rizzo: “I feel like a defective typewriter.”
Marty: “Huh?”
Rizzo: “I skipped a period.”
by Cowsforlunch August 22, 2022
mugGet the defective typewritermug.

Tennessee typewriter

When attempting a 69 the female lays with her head towards you as you bounce your penis off her forehead making a taping noise.
I gave her the gold old “Tennessee typewriter” while fooling around.
by Tennessee typewriter May 23, 2024
mugGet the Tennessee typewritermug.

Chinese Typewriter

Its where you power-stroke, but just with the first 3 inches.
John "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Will "Yea. I showed her my chinese typewriter."
by freddywop June 28, 2023
mugGet the Chinese Typewritermug.

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