Twonk

A cross between a twat, plonker and wanker. Not used as a serious insult, more of a friendly, playful insult.

"... and then I fell flat on my face!"
"haha you twonk"

by Naomi Glinn March 21, 2008

twonabomber

The chemical mixture of dirt, lint, sweat, shmegma and fecal matter that accumulates in the fatty area and folds around one's genital region, thighs and buttocks after sitting in front of a computer for a large portion of any day or night or thereof.

"Yesterday the fat little guy spent so much time making inane posts on a loser messageboard he had stained his underwear with twonabomber. I hope he finally took a shower."

"Yeah I heard he had been eating cheap mexican take out all day too...a terrible stench."

by zahzoo January 11, 2009

tonday

(tun-day) noun; state of greif; monday plus tuesday; when the Bombers have two practices within a 13 hour time span; the sun sets during monday practice and rises at the end of tuesday morning practice, therefore mentally turning two days into one.

ugh! It's tonday again...only __ tondays left till spring trip.

by Bomber Softball February 18, 2008

Twongle dong

Tiny wiggly penis

Stop twirling your twongle dong jimmy

by Shad0w Drums October 19, 2017

Twonk

An idiot, a fool

You twonk!

by Gwiddon February 4, 2010

twon'ter

a) Anyone opposed to the use of Twitter
b) Anyone who is not currently using or who refuses to use Twitter
c) Anyone who is skeptical of the relevance of Twitter

"I don't know what Frank has against Twitter, everyone else is doing it -- he's such a twon'ter!"

by Tangential Panda April 23, 2009

twind

When two people that are not related discover that they are very similar in terms of extended family relations, interests and ideas, and sometimes they will say the same thing at the same time. They are, however, different in noticable ways, hence the "d" in "twinds".

Kath and Kim, synonimously: "Let's make cookies!"

Kath: "Oh my gosh, we are so twinds!"

by CourtneyForever February 15, 2009