Twitterbation

Nudge yourself on twitter!

e.g. nudge Urbandictionary

Hey he just did Twitterbation!

by Twitter Bation November 25, 2009

Twitterbator

One who derives satisfaction from stroking their ego via excessive tweeting.

Johnny's a SERIOUS twitterbator, the guy tweets constantly.

by KittieQuinlan July 27, 2012

twitterant

A rant on twitter, usually stretching out over multiple tweets and often branching into pissing matches with people who reply.

Jake went on a twitterant after reading that racist asshole's website.

by mat_catastrophe January 8, 2013

twitteresque

Twitteresque - an aesthetic where people get mad for anything and everything and cancel people left and right. Normally a 13 year old girl.

"She's so twitteresque."
"Yea and she's a 13 year old too so it makes sense"

by WHADDUPYALLITSYABOICHILDE April 2, 2022

Twitterbate

Using Twitter to masturbate from tweeted porn scenes

Guy 1: Did you hear so and so was twitterbating
Guy 2: What on earth is twitterbating?
Guy 1: Opens Twitter and goes to Twitter porn
Guy 2: Oooooooooooooooh.
#Twitterbate
#Twitterbating
#Twitter porn

Instead of going to traditional pornsites or having sex Tim, Jesse, Ryan, Brian, Jake, Paul and Mary decided to twitterbate that day.

by Andre Hayes May 22, 2022

Twitterlebrity

Friendless exhibitionists randomly bragging about their unexeptional lives, via twitter

Exmaple Twitterlebrity Tweets:

A) Tweet: Just found a parking spot.

B) Tweet: At (insert trendy nightclub here)

C) Tweet: At the free clinic, uh ohhhh..

by FrontPaged April 14, 2009

twitterectomy

To ban or remove twitter from a workplace, venue, city or country

Socially Disgruntled Person 1: Hey, man, my twitter isn't tweeting. What's going on.

Socially Disgruntled Person 2: Twitterectomy, mate. It's down. The Man don't want us tweeting about Stuff, right?

by The Grrl May 21, 2011