tweed sleeve

The result left on one's arm after a session of anal fisting. Generally a combination od lubricant and dried faeces.

He was wearing a lovely tweed sleeve his boyfriend gave him.

by mindcandy February 10, 2010

tweedophile

Someone who always wears tweed jackets.

That man loves tweed, he's a total tweedophile.

by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

tweedle dum and tweedle dee

tweedle dum and tweedle dee are Two complete idiots who suck ( mostly at double tennis )
a pair of identical twins who are stupid and clumsy but are humorous for people who like stupidity

Dum: Throw me the tennis ball

DEE THROWS THE TENNIS BALL AND IT CRASHES STRAIGHT INTO DUM
Dum: Nice throw
THIS AN EXAMPLE OF STUPIDITY ( STUPIDITY = TWEEDLE DUM AND TWEEDLE DEE

by DJKHFZ; March 15, 2017

tweeds

Also known as joint. Budz wrapped up in Z's and twisted at the ends. The earliest history I know of is from the movie 'Friday' (1995) quoted by Mr. Jones

"I betch ya'll been drinkin' that wine too, ain'tcha? And smokin' them tweeds and everything..."

by James S. November 29, 2004

Tweety Bird

One who Tweets about every event that happens to them all throughout the day.

Jim: Hey, Michelle is "now doing laundry"

Ted: Yeah, she's a total Tweety Bird.

by DontLookBackInAnger July 8, 2009

tweety sass

having extreme attitude like tweety bird

"Shes a biatch"
"No she's got tweety sass"

by Lexia Windowshopper November 1, 2008

boss tweed

Pseudo-Southern slang for really good marijuana.

"Son, I was smokin' on some BOSS tweed laz' night, ya done heard what I said?"

"Hellz yeah. Hellllllllllz yeah."

by shintriad March 3, 2007