twatingale

a mystical fairy-like vaginal dwelling insect that glows in the dark.

Oh Charlotte! make sure you clean out your stinky vaginal creases before you go to bed so the twatingales dont bite!

by captain McDoucher November 27, 2011

Twanking

World of Warcraft: High Level toons party syncing down to do low level BG’s.

Thanks to Twanking, DKs and DHs are murdering low level BGs.

by Mezangalek September 30, 2019

twatting

When you have sex with a guy/girl so regularly/often the they (without a conversation about it) become your boyfriend/girlfriend. Its like when a someone occupies an abandoned home long enough that they eventually own it (squatting)

Steve: I can't believe Mike and Brittany are engaged!
Paul: Well, they were twatting for months!

by Jameson Ashlee August 30, 2013

Twatting

Gratituous overuse of the @ on Twitter. Especially when there are more @(name) than actual message content.

Someone who exercises Twatting is also known as a Twat.

User1 at 13:37 from web
@Knobend1 @Knobend2 @OtherPerson @OMGHAX @something @morepeople @mooncheese @toast hi

User2 at 13:39 from web
@User1 you're twatting too much stop being a twat

by tehcmn October 13, 2009

Twattingshite

Originates from the mysterious Suffolk based musicians known as Stitch'd Up Ninja.
Is used to show complete dismay or anger. Works well by itself or in a sentence.

"This is complete and utter twattingshite!"
"Twattingshite!"

by Raziel Stitch March 14, 2005

twatting

Having cyber-sex via Twitter.

See that girl over there? I was totally twatting her for hours last night.

by Kope123 June 22, 2009

twanking

when someone is able to wank using their toes. when they do this it is called twanking.

i just caught jim twanking in his bedroom.

by lewis1991 May 11, 2007