turd burgler 

One of the characters from the old McDonald's commercials. Rubble Rubble.

turd burgler by Grimace August 29, 2003

Turdburger 

a person who is a retard.And burger is funny

"hey there tardburger!"

Turdburger by Emo December 25, 2003

turd burgler 

someone who steals turds out of toilets and writes whose turd it is on the wall

Dued you just got turd burglered

turd burgler by woody December 9, 2003

Turd Burgler 

A dog that enjoys feasting on another dog's FITTJA.

No Fido!! Bad Dog!! Don't eat that FITTJA!!

Turd Burgler by Bozeman Brown Trout August 21, 2005

turdburglar 

one who steals poo

anna williams

turdburglar by cream January 9, 2004

TurdBurglar 

When you are sitting on the can and the log that pops out from your 'poop shoot' is suddenly snatched by the force of a amazingly smooth criminal's hand sliding between your right ass cheek and the toilet seat, this my people is your commonly known TURDBURGLAR!

Informant: Da'Boof
Possible Whereabouts: Boof-Town USA, Lost City of Boof, Boofermuda Triangle & Boof Be Gone.

OMG! Who was that mask-man? He stole my Turd! What a fucking TurdBurglar! WTF Mate?

TurdBurglar by Boof Nasty April 23, 2009

Turdburglar 

A person so sneaky they could steal a turd out of your toilet before you notice or flush.

I think that turdburglar Tanya has been using my vibrator again...

Turdburglar by Dr Harry Johnson September 20, 2012