Sexual act where you stand over a woman and she motorboats your balls while simultaneously jacking you of in a downward motion, pausing momentarily to go "toot. toot!"
Ive been trying to convince my old lady to give me a Tallahassee Tugboat, but shes not into ball play.
by Sasquatch361 January 06, 2011
Step one, one gentleman will sit on another's shoulders. The gentleman on the top needs to lean back so both men are back to back. Both men then reach back and grade the other's genitals. They then proceed to tug up or down, respectively, and sing row row row your boat.
by Virginia violator November 10, 2010
by Knux, Neighbor January 24, 2013
A sexual maneuver in which the male party handcuffs the female partner's wrist to his ankle. The male then proceeds to defecate on the floor while simultaneously dragging the female consort across the floor.
Side note: In most cases the female associate should be unaware of the proceedings until the “flux.” This will cause the partner to struggle, creating the tugboat effect as she is being dragged across the floor.
Side note: In most cases the female associate should be unaware of the proceedings until the “flux.” This will cause the partner to struggle, creating the tugboat effect as she is being dragged across the floor.
by William Mallowery January 22, 2011
Is demonstrated when something enters someone's butthole then the insertee (using any fitable body part) gets dragged around whether in dangers path or safety c/o the receiver/ tugboatee
by Pricklypete September 20, 2007
When you take a shit on the floor then proceed to have doggystyle sex whilst dragging your partners face across the shatted on floor(like a tugboat).
by Manjeet The Almighty February 16, 2009
A guy who videotapes himself masturbating and posts the video online with the hope of making a living on monthly subscription fees.
Eddie never did like being in sales, so he gave it all up and started life anew as a Tugboat Captain.
by Grimache November 08, 2008