legally tugboat

Legally tugboat is like "Legally Blond" but without and blond and with the tugboat: meaning smart, short, ugly, and fat. She is type of girl your friend sets you up with by saying "she had a nice personality!" Like a tugboat, she looks like she wears a couple of tires around her waist the prevent hip damage!!!!!

Hey man, how did that date go the other night with that girl? Well, she never sent me a body shot, but when I met her, she was "legally tugboat!" Meaning, she went to law school, but was the ugliest chick there; nevertheless my cock thrusts were absorbed by her tire buffers and I blew a load all over her face!

by Stagmen June 6, 2021

Tennessee Tugboat

Step one, one gentleman will sit on another's shoulders. The gentleman on the top needs to lean back so both men are back to back. Both men then reach back and grade the other's genitals. They then proceed to tug up or down, respectively, and sing row row row your boat.

Hey look at those two dudes giving each other the ol Tennessee tugboat. Those guys are athletic.

by Virginia violator November 11, 2010

Hawaiian Tugboat

Getting your cock jerked off by a girl with lotion while she's sucking your balls

Damn bro, you got a Hawaiian Tugboat.. Be proud, they're rare

by Knux, Neighbor January 23, 2013

Boston Tugboat

A sexual maneuver in which the male party handcuffs the female partner's wrist to his ankle. The male then proceeds to defecate on the floor while simultaneously dragging the female consort across the floor.

Side note: In most cases the female associate should be unaware of the proceedings until the “flux.” This will cause the partner to struggle, creating the tugboat effect as she is being dragged across the floor.

Honey would you like to perform the Boston Tugboat?

by William Mallowery January 23, 2011

filthy tugboat

Is demonstrated when something enters someone's butthole then the insertee (using any fitable body part) gets dragged around whether in dangers path or safety c/o the receiver/ tugboatee

When Kumar disobeyed Harold, Kumar was dragged across the room via a lovely, filthy tugboat.

by Pricklypete October 3, 2007

The Manjeet Tugboat

When you take a shit on the floor then proceed to have doggystyle sex whilst dragging your partners face across the shatted on floor(like a tugboat).

guy 1:dude i was so wasted last night so i gave my girl The Manjeet Tugboat
guy 2:sweet

by Manjeet The Almighty February 16, 2009

Tugboat Captain

A guy who videotapes himself masturbating and posts the video online with the hope of making a living on monthly subscription fees.

Eddie never did like being in sales, so he gave it all up and started life anew as a Tugboat Captain.

by Grimache March 29, 2009