the point of sinking so low that you begin to find short, unattractive men attractive because there is simply no other option. much like a syndrome or a plague, it overwhelms and sickens the female population. side effects include low self esteem, loss of sex drive the inability to look oneself in the mirror after realizing the one that you hooked up with is actually a gnarled hobbit, fatigue, nausea,and dry mouth. Please contact Health Services for help if you believe you are at risk or suffering from this devastating affliction.
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I think she may be exhibiting the early symptoms of Tufts standards. I heard it's like Rickets!
I think she may be exhibiting the early symptoms of Tufts standards. I heard it's like Rickets!
by Another Dissatisfied Student April 20, 2009
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King Arthur knelt on one knee...and peered down at gweniveres tufty wigwam, it was at that point he decided to pursue his dream of drinking from the furry cup
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School that rejects top applicants because it realizes top applicants are unlikely to enroll. This is also known as "Tufts Syndrome."
I got rejected at Tufts, but I don't care because I am going to Harvard.
Person A: You go to Tufts?
Person B: Yah. I got rejected everywhere else.
Person A: That sucks.
Person A: You go to Tufts?
Person B: Yah. I got rejected everywhere else.
Person A: That sucks.
by tuftsadcom May 15, 2006
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by anonymous January 29, 2019
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Resulting in an overall, hard working, VANILLA student body with little no social life.
Resulting in an overall, hard working, VANILLA student body with little no social life.
student a: yo, you wanna pregame tonight?
student b: naw, i think i'm just going to head the lib and circle jerk on an econ textbook.
student a: ....yo, do you go to tufts?
student b: naw, i think i'm just going to head the lib and circle jerk on an econ textbook.
student a: ....yo, do you go to tufts?
by bored&bitter October 18, 2011
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I got rejected at Tufts, but I don't care because I am going to Harvard.
Person A: You go to Tufts?
Person B: Yah. I got rejected everywhere else.
Person A: That sucks.
Person A: You go to Tufts?
Person B: Yah. I got rejected everywhere else.
Person A: That sucks.
by tuftsadcom May 15, 2006
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