tsmoke

A badass from dexter

Tsmoke is the most balla thing u can be in dexter

by tonys4tigers December 14, 2008

tstoned

The process of sneakily showing someone your testicle. This is done by pulling out your nut and holding it at your waste and then pulling your shirt up to expose the testicle.

Hey Kendra check out my 6 pack... Ohh shit she just got tstoned

by Buckle Bro 7 April 20, 2011

TTMONS

This Time Of Night Syndrome. When you realize that your chances of leaving alone tonight are rapidly rising, so you settle for whatever you see.

Also, when a guy has low self esteem, so he assumes he should settle.

1: "Dude, all the decent chicks left already."
2: "Fuck it. I'm coming down with TTMONS. The one with the harelip will do."

1: "I'm an ugly bastard."
2: "Yeah, pretty much."
1: "TTMONS. Her personality is decent."

by ThatDefinitionsGuy February 9, 2013

tatmorrow

When you're planning a tattoo the following day

Hey guys, guess what?! It's tatmorrow

by RJMaxx February 17, 2017

titmongle

When you say fuck the pussy, you just want the tits

Stop being a titmongle and fuck my pussy.

by Jaboi XII June 16, 2017

titmouse

Something that is neither a tit nor a mouse. In fact, it's a name of a bird.

Guy: Nice tit...mouse you got there
Girl: You even know what a titmouse is?
Guy: Yeah it's probably a type of mouse
Girl: No it's a bird
Guy: Oh.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 16, 2021

titmotiesed

The act of being memorized by mammaries

He was not only captivated by her, he was titmotiesed by her rack

by Rich Hammerhead Miami December 21, 2021