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trolling for sympathy

A person who uses social network website like Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, etc as a diary in which they post extremely personal things such as family deaths, break-ups, or other depressing situations that a normal person would not want to share openly in order to gain attention from people. Chronic sympathy trollers will post these types of updates weeks, months, or even years after an event has happened.
"Holy shit dude we don't give a rats ass about bobby's break up two weeks ago, but he still posts depressing crap on Facebook trolling for sympathy from anyone that is gullible enough to reply."
by Jonan2012 March 18, 2011
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Travelling fat

An erection that occurs whilst travelling, Most usually when you are on the school bus, and most likely just before it is time to get off. Chicks dig it.
Got a major Travelling fat on the school bus. Dayna saw it and tried to suck me off!!
by Mofgan February 5, 2008
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Toweling

The equivalent to planking.

To drape yourself over an object, as if becomeing or impersonating a towel. Comes from the term planking, but planking became too "lame" to partake in; thus the creation of 'toweling'.

Originated by an unintelligent teenage girl in a small suburb out side of Dallas Texas, and has swiftly taken north Texas by storm.
Demarcus "hey bro let's take some cool pictures of us planking!"
Carlos "nah man that's so old, let's go toweling!"
both boys drape themselves over an Orthodontist office sign and take pictures, soon to be uploaded to Facebook.
by Basegod4life July 23, 2011
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Towelling squares

Towelling squares or (towelling nappies) as they are also known by and referred to as, are diapers made out of soft and fluffy 100% cotton terry towelling. Towelling squares are standard diapers in the U.K., and are traditionally used with pins and rubber pants just as our cloth diapers are here in Canada and the United States.
Mrs Johnson gathered up all three corners of her daughters towelling squares by pulling them snug and tight. She then swiftly pushed a nappy pin through the overlapped layers right at the very top centre front, and finished up by pulling on a pair of rubber pants over top.

While walking through the alleyway, I spotted a sagging clothesline with towelling squares and rubber pants hung up drying on it.
by Lorraine Jorgenson. August 23, 2006
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Trolling His/Her Wood

To "troll her/his wood" is the act to purposefully confuse some one to the point of utter failure. It is done for the sole purpose of generating lulz.

Troll, meaning to the art of deliberately, cleverly, and secretly pissing people off, or attempting to trip the person with a bunch of BS.
And Wood, which usually refers to the male genitals. Some people suggest that a males wood commonly replaces the brain for teenagers. Which is the reason it is called "Trolling His/Her Wood", meaning to confuse them so much, even their brains are tripping.
Mel: I really feel like Trolling His/Her Wood right now!

Benson: Hey, there's Robert, let's Troll his Wood...watch this!

Benson: Hey Renaldo!

Robert: I think you're confusing me with someone else because my name's not Renaldo!

Mel: Hey Renaldo, I think your shoe is untied!

Robert: My name isn't Renaldo! Stop calling me that!

Teacher: Renaldo, Be quiet!
by Benson Mel Lee Cartwright December 4, 2010
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trolling motor

Trolling Motor-when a woman grabs a mans scrotum, stretches it out and pleasantly vibrates her lips against the stretched out region.Thereby, creating a sound comparable to that of a trolling motor on a boat.
Everyone agreed that Ashley's trolling motor could leave a man speechless and yearning for more.
by Justin B.S. February 2, 2009
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Trolling for todd

To troll with steel line for the illusive lake trout known as Todd.
We’re trolling for Todd, he’s very illusive
by HateSickFux August 11, 2019
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