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turkey trots

The wet and ploppy diarrhea you get after eating a bad turkey at Thanksgiving. The "turkey trots" gets its name from annual Thanksgiving day charity races or "runs".
My wife shouldn't have eaten that turkey after it sat out all day. She ended up with a bad case of the turkey trots and ruined her pants in front of the whole family.
by The Dimps January 3, 2017
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troothsayer

A pencil-necked piece of shit wimp who pays women to have sex.
Hey man, you have no game, so why not just troothsayer that chick?
by Dark Lord of Corona December 15, 2008
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Trotsome

A word that can be substituded for the word 'treat' in some contexts, such as "he fell over a treat". It is used to describe a funny or significant event. Other variations of this word include "Trotsbutt" and many other examples.
This word was created by the comedy mastermind David Lewin.
Guy 1
"Hey, did you have sex with erica last night?"

Guy 2
"Damn straight, i ploughed her a trotsome!"

Guy 1
"Hey Terry, go in the toilet and check out that trotsbutt of a shit i just layed!"

As Erica awoke the next morning she noticed a pain in the back of her head. She wondered what had occured the previous night, but was oblivious. After going to college she noticed her friends laughing at her. She was curious as to what had happened. As the day dragged on, she asked her clostest friend Gloria what all the hype was about. To her horror, Erica found that she had been donkey punched a trotsome the night before by Duane... What a slut!
by Trashy Poo! February 8, 2010
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tootsie boots

A sophisticated way of saying socks . A way I which you tootsies are being warthed by your tootsie boots
Jamie was wearing tootsie boots to sleep, what a freak.
by Tootsiesocks July 9, 2018
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troopsucker

Disgustingly reverential attitude toward anyone in military uniform
Lester’s reputation as a troopsucker was secured when he bought drinks for a group of USAF personnel and then blew them behind the Waffle House.
by Rico Boothman November 10, 2020
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[touch of the trots]

a english exprexion to determen the making of liquid poo, it can also be used as a noun ex. that soup looks like the touch of the trots.
by bri rocha January 25, 2009
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Sloppy tootsie thumb plugger

A massage technique where the masseuse simultaneously sucks on the client’s big toe and inserts a thumb into their anus.
When you go to Massage Envy, don’t forget to ask for the Sloppy Tootsie Thumb Plugger from the secret menu.
by ellllllllllle December 21, 2019
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