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trauma bonding

When you have a lifelong, almost impossible to sever, attachment to someone that is rooted in a common traumatic experience.
My mom and I were always very close; it was entirely augmented by what I now realize was our early trauma bonding.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019
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post traumatic poop syndrome

1. The feeling one gets after a particularly painful poop that leaves one fearful of the poops to come.

2. The state of terror that one enters upon completing a fierce poop, knowing a second shall follow shortly after.

3. Flashbacks of a terrifying beer, taco,hot wing or dairy poop that influance what one consumes.
My assholes on fire, that shit gave me post traumatic poop syndrome I never want to crap again.

Every time I think about going to Hooters my post traumatic poop syndrome kicks in and I change my mind
by Vinnie the Drip December 14, 2009
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Having an unhealthy obsession over Leftist Youtuber Vaush as a result of getting owned by him in a debate. Most notoriuos people with PTVD are Sargon of Akkad and Stefan Molyneux.
Friend: Man Sargon of Akkad is obsessed with Vaush.

Me: I know. He has Post Traumatic Vaush Disorder.
by Sasha-Star May 29, 2020
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When something really horrible is happening in the moment.
George: Man, this pizza I'm eating is giving me current traumatic stress disorder.
by JustSomePersonWithABanana June 30, 2009
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Food Trauma

When you eat a certain type of food, but you have an unpleasant experience, such as finding a bug in your food or eating spoiled food.
Roger: This one time, I started eating egg and cottage cheese when I noticed something was wrong with the cheese... I looked at the expiring date and found out it expired a week ago... It happened like 5 months ago and I haven't ate any cottage cheese since then!

Bill: That's a pretty bad Food Trauma!
by EndSquirellAids March 2, 2011
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trauma vulture

Someone who self diagnoses themselves with every "new to them" mental illness or oppressed minority they see trending so they can feel included in all of the awareness attention and try to manipulate people's thoughts, feelings, and behavior towards them. Needs coddled 24/7 and can not handle being spoken directly in disagreements.
"Did you see Janine came out as non-binary yesterday?" "Is that the same person that 'caught' PTSD to get out of work last week?" "Yeah they got tired of being told they were mansplaining so they decided they weren't a man anymore, such a trauma vulture. Bet they'll have D.I.D. next week."
by .3x3. May 30, 2021
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dick trauma

After Elizabeth kicked Troy in the ballsack, Troy experienced dick trauma.
by Sunny two peat January 3, 2014
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