in traffic

hustling..in traffic all day making that paper selling drugs

what you got planned for the day fam? gonna be in traffic makin that paper playa

by lagcats April 10, 2016

Traffic

Hell.

I sat through traffic for 3 hours.

by PocketCalculator April 18, 2014

libertarian traffic jam

When drivers ignore the rules of the road and cause accidents. delays, accidents that results in in a traffic jam. Sometimes happening in times of mass panic like a natural disaster.

A complete lack of order, regulations, or rules that results in a disaster.

Oh great here comes a Libertarian Traffic Jam.

by Libertatis July 12, 2015

traffic court

Court where traffic violations, especially speeding tickets, are heard. Often thought to be biased in favor of the police and against defendants. Possibly the highest volume court around.

Jim had to go to traffic court to see if he could get his speeding ticket reduced.

by Albany Lawyer Warren Redlich February 22, 2007

Sapphic Traffic

A term referring to an influx of lesbian one night stands in a short amount of time.

I used to think Becky was a good girl, but due to her sapphic traffic I'm beginning to think she is kind of a harlot.

by Emmy Wright May 19, 2016

Shanghai traffic jam

When the train doors about to close on a crowded train and that very last second you scream at the top of your lungs "Shanghai Traffic jam" and squeeze yourself in the train.

John is such a gaijin smash by screaming Shanghai traffic jam in the morning on the Yamamote line.

by Shizdorm March 5, 2019

Truman Show Traffic

When trying to get to your destination by car and every alternate route you try is jam-packed with bumper-to-bumper traffic, especially during rush-hour.

Boss: Why were you late this morning, Johnson?

Johnson: Truman Show Traffic, sir. I tried six different ways to get here, and each time I ran into heavy congestion.

by bbbbbbbostonian September 15, 2010