Touche

someone that is a tool like douche (douche bag)

That guy you were seeing was a total touche !

by r0ck5tar09 June 15, 2011

Touche

Touche; A fancy pedophile word with a bonus "e".

"The old man down the street tried to Touche my kids!"
"What the fuck is Touche!?"
"Fancy pedo language, it means touch."
"That sick fucker."

by Rapin'Babies November 14, 2011

touch

To update the timestamp of a file.

Touch /amy/vag so that it's fresh.

by Aaron November 21, 2003

Touch

A general expression of ecstasy. The pursuit of ecstasy through physical pleasure or fantasies.

-Touch my butt
-I want to touch you
-I like to touch
-Jeremy touch me
-TOUCH!!

by Julesman October 1, 2008

touch

fight in a nice, cute, flirtatious way

We touch all the time bro, I'm pretty sure she likes me.

by sheemeweemie July 3, 2011

touche

A person who is both a tool and a douche.

I couldn't decide whether Drew is a tool or a douche, so I just consider him a touche.

by 57 Varieties April 13, 2011

touche

Used in Tom n Jerry once when they were fencing

Touche a la pussy cat

by JRiggs July 20, 2005