Touched a wee bit of blurt
Touched a wee bit of blurt by Dickbon May 16, 2025
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Touched by an angel
A celestial twist on the classic Tulsa Tornado in which a group of people will gather in a circle, while one person (The Angel) attaches himself/herself to a moving ceiling fan and slaps everyone in the face with their penis or a strap-on, depending on anatomy. The Angel wears a halo and a pair of white wings while organ music plays in the background.
Morris: How was your date last night?
Lester: I was touched by an angel, and it was almost like a religious experience! Bertha called the fellas over and strapped herself to the ceiling fan. I think I’m going to marry her.
Lester: I was touched by an angel, and it was almost like a religious experience! Bertha called the fellas over and strapped herself to the ceiling fan. I think I’m going to marry her.
Touched by an angel by DinnerRollGirl15 June 30, 2025
get u touched
In an argument, "you better watch your back fool, I'm gonna get u touched." You extra regular ass nigga!
get u touched by Ms. Lilly July 16, 2006
My uncle touched my weewee
Uncle: hey son pick up that penny I dropped
Me: okay!
Uncle: drops pants
Me: looks up
Uncle:😤
my uncle touched my weewee 😳
Me: okay!
Uncle: drops pants
Me: looks up
Uncle:😤
my uncle touched my weewee 😳
My uncle touched my weewee by BionicNoob November 7, 2019
Little bit touched
Person 1: Blair's upstairs bragging to his female co-workers that he has VIP tickets to Sexpo
Person 2: So?
Person 1: He's offended that they're treating him like a dirty old man
Person 2: That Blair's a little bit touched isn't he
Person 2: So?
Person 1: He's offended that they're treating him like a dirty old man
Person 2: That Blair's a little bit touched isn't he
Little bit touched by J-Banger July 29, 2009
your mother touched me
your mother touched me by AwesomeX23666 May 3, 2011
killer queen has already touched that
killer queen has already touched that by GenosCyborg August 19, 2023