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Dirty Totty

The act of dressing a man of small stature in a full body condom and inserting himself into the anus of a dickhard then playing a full ninety minute football match in the anal cavity and when scoring a goal doing a full on Totti goal celebration.
Jesus my arse feels like Dirty Totty doing a run!
by Bigwednesday April 5, 2023
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totty

the totty on dolly llama and it is very itty
my totty is very itty
by totty itty January 24, 2018
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Tottie

A drank wit liquor peppermint and tea
Me:my throut hurt
Mother:I'm finna make you a tottie
by Anonymous 120193 February 4, 2020
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Tottie

An aged hottie. Once hot, now not.
Barbara walkered across the common dining room of the senior center unnoticed. There was a time, she thought. One a hottie, now a tottie.
by The Jeff S July 6, 2024
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Tottie

Any beverage that contains alcohol.
It’s time for a tottie”
by Clobber February 2, 2019
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Cutie totty

Yo , your cat is so cutie totty
by Super bods March 23, 2018
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