Tosser

British slang for someone typically a male, who is suspected of materbating too much.

Harry: So did you watch The Hills last night?
Hermoine: Spencer is such a tosser.

by Sprytly December 8, 2009

Tosser

A word used to describe an unsavory, contemptible person. Can also refer to the temporary actions of someone. Tosser is much the same as wanker but doesn't necessarily have to refer to the literal meaning of one who masturbates. Similar but more of a cousin to asshole.

"I hope Vicktor doesn't come tonight, he is a right tosser when he drinks"

"You look a tosser in those leather trousers, Craig"

by Kall- April 5, 2008

tosserized

(also tosserised) vb. - damaged or destroyed by tossers.

exmpl. "This computer's been completely tosserized."

by Sgt. Scrivener September 6, 2006

Tosser

knobhead

someone who thinks he knows everything but knows jack shit

by i am the 1 September 15, 2003

TOSSER

Can also mean someone who 'loves themselves' too much, such as being too vain or having high regard for oneself.

Look at that tosser, with his moosed up hair and up turned collar

by choosebro September 17, 2005

Tosser

Currency of Britain rejected by the Irish when Ireland established their independence in the 1920’s.

"That coin's a tosser"

by TheIrishRover11 September 29, 2009

Tosser

Man with severe hand cramp, no girlfriend and a large collection of videos in plain paper bags.

any man who smells of love piss, especially those who leave it to dry on their belly.

by Tezza November 11, 2003