Tokyo Sandblaster 

A sexual act where a Asian woman pours sand or another gritty material on a man's ass crack and then proceeds to sodomize him with a strap-on dildo, slapping and scratching him on the back. Origin: Conan's second TBS show.

Dude 1: Why you walking so funny?
Dude 2: Oh man, had a Tokyo Sandblaster last night.
Dude 1: Alright! (high fives)

Tokyo Sandblaster by roll here eggo November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

An Ancient Japanese Tradition:

When having intercourse on the beach, coating your penis in a thick layer of sand and thrusting into either the vaginal canal or anus until the sand rubs off. When the vagina and/or anus are full, the woman either farts or queefs out the sand creating a dusty discharge. The partners then strike a gong and bow in respect.

In his many stories from the South Pacific, my grandfather recalls partaking in the rich tradition of the Tokyo Sandblaster with several malnourished prostitutes.

Tokyo Sandblaster by Tomlor November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

When you crap into your hand and blow it into your partners face. The stench and the crap will cause your partner to squint. Thus causing the Japanese effect.

Conan got really turned on because of all the crap dripping from his mouth. Jill had given him a Tokyo Sandblaster.

Tokyo Sandblaster by D-Gro! November 13, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

When a Japanese woman sits on the beach and accumulates sand in her vagina then expels it with one mighty queef.

Despite his desire to give oral sex on the beach that day, the sand caught in his eye from his lover's Tokyo Sandblaster left him completely flaccid.

Tokyo Sandblaster by Spear Chuckin Mcgluckin November 21, 2010

Tokyo sandblaster 

Skeeting in your partner's eyes, so when she wipes it out and pulls at her eyelids, she looks Japanese.

All the bitch needed was a kimono after I gave her a Tokyo sandblaster.

Tokyo sandblaster by Coco0B November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

the act of adding sand to lubricant for sex.

I put some sand in the KY jelly last night, totally gave her a tokyo sandblaster.

Tokyo Sandblaster by sokorb November 14, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

A common checkers move where one moves their piece in between two of the opponents pieces (which are diagonal) avoiding the jump and sneaking past both.

Oh! He pulled the old tokyo sandblaster!

Tokyo Sandblaster by qwahil December 21, 2010