Bollocks

what you were thinking of, bored shitless,then you look up this word on a search engine and get here?! Very bizarre!

*taps fingers, looks round to make sure noone is watching* then ta da, type bollocks and look all innocent :)

by manslayer December 21, 2003

Bollocking

by fruitsaladsniffer November 5, 2015

by JEP August 24, 2007

To damage, destroy, render unusable, make useless, to break

"Leave my computer alone, you'll bollocks it up like last time!"

by Paddy Smith April 12, 2003

My boss just gave me a right bollocking...

by Cully April 1, 2003

Totally pointless conversation, talking shit, builshit, bollocks / bollock

I'm hanging out with these motherfucking wankers for some bollockic conversation at Boujis

by Solosplash February 18, 2012

{UK slang} a nitwit, hack, or general waste of DNA, who bumbles around uselessly like a pair of bollocks in the wind

Oi you spilled me pint, you nobby bollocker!