Twiddledeefuck

A word that is used when a parent comes home to their son/daughter hot boxing their house with dank marijuana and a group of friends.

Why the fuck are smoking pot in my house you twiddledeefuck!?

by Centipead11 October 20, 2010

dick twiddler

one who twiddles dicks with their fingers... usually dudes. a step above "faggot" but below "cock mongrol"

putersnatch is such a dick twiddler, thats all he does--twiddle dicks with his thumbs.

by Rob Maids November 17, 2006

Tiddle

Is a slang term that defines 1/8 of a whole or total.

"Bro give me a tiddle of that weed."
"Her titties are a tiddle the size of your ex girlfriend's."

by Bearlioncat January 16, 2018

Twiddle-Dicking

When one is sitting around, doing nothing; being idle. Similar to sitting around with your thumb up your ass.

Her and I were twiddle-dicking, waiting for the movie to start.

by redneckasshole September 16, 2010

tiddle

adjective: it is a cross between a tad and a little, meanning a bit.

"ah man its chilly outside"
"yeah, just a tiddle"

by erizleackadizzle January 26, 2009

Tiddles

Tiddles is the name of a dog that lives in Rhode Island. People usually laugh at her name, but soon come to adore it.

Stranger: "What a cute dog, what's her name?"

Owner: "Her name is Tiddles"

Stranger: "Ha, no really, what's her name?"

Owner: "It's Tiddles."

Stranger: "?!?!"

by Dakota Oliort August 16, 2010

twat twiddler

One who forgoes other sexual activity to concentrate exclusively on "fingering" vaginas.

Jean-Claude was a teenage twat-twiddler - then he met Lisa-Marie, & Mary-Lou.

by Benjamino December 22, 2003