dank tities

A set of words used to describe something great. Or something that looks amazing.

Man that chicken you cooked was some dank tities.

by assfuck69 April 20, 2015

tities

The nipple pert of a woman's chest. Although tits/tities has come to mean the entire breast, it technically means just the nipple. Trust me, I have two.

"Suckin on my tities like you wanted me callin me..."-Peaches

by scraper, our hookah April 13, 2006

Slashed my tires

(v.) To cut someone off in mid sentence or argument by interrupting them with a response that stops their thought process cold.

Dude, I was making a point in class the other night and my professor broke in on my shit and totally slashed my tires.

by mhibma October 5, 2005

hangin' like tities in Africa

Means you are chillin', relaxin' shootin' breeze. Doing nothing special, new, or particularly of interest.

Q. What's up my ni@@a? What you been doing lately?

A. Shit, just hangin' like tities in Africa man.

by Charlene Williams August 2, 2006

treadless tires

A woman's vagina that is so old, worn and used like a tire that doesn't have any tread left on it.

Me: Last night Virginia let me ride on her treadless tires. I couldn't even get enough traction to blow my load.

Friend: No way bro! That sucks!

by Tiggles69 July 23, 2014

Tities

sex cusions

jesse holbrook has nice tities

by ozz November 4, 2003

Ass-fucking tities

When you put your tits in someone’s ass/hole instead of a dick... great for lesbians or femdoms!

“We forgot our dildo so we tried ass-fucking tities for funsies!”

by H+E! May 10, 2020