Hard of thinking

Like Hard of hearing except that it affects the brain rather than the ears.

"Why is there a set of keys in the fridge?"
"Oh, they're Tim's. He's a little hard of thinking."

by !Maj March 1, 2010

Critical Thinking

To be able to think outside of the box. To understand both sides of the arguement fully iregardless of which side your arguing from, to give you a full perspective of the whole dispute hence enabling inteligent thinking. To be able to think for your self without the influence of anything. To be able to make decisions and form your own opinions without any influence form anything else. Thinking for your self and realising when you are wrong and when you are right.

Having a clear understanding of the main attributes for critical thinking as stated above are the main attributes for critical thinking.

Person 1: How do you know your religion is true and that there is a God?

Person 2 (a critical thinking reply): I believe because i was brought up to believe what i believe and i have respect for what i beleive in and my religion, on the other hand i understand where your coming from and i value ur opinion and question, what are your ideas and philosies of a greater being ?

Person 1: How can u belive in God when u cant see him or anything ?

Person 2: it is what i choose to believe in just like you choose not believe but i value and respect your opinion on the subject .

as you can see person 2 was open to criticism about believing in God and he replied understanding the other persons arguement and had respect for it. To be able to think critically you have to respect your fellow human beings opinions and thought process in order to understand him/her properly.

by Akcevre81 August 31, 2009

thinking out loud

Thinking out loud is the act of expressing in recoverable and external form new thoughts which you encourage your mind into exploring. Often these lead to new avenues of thought. When you think out loud you detect and explore ideas and concepts which are either unknown, or as yet unexplored.

Excuse me. I didn't really mean to say that. I was just thinking out loud. Mr. Johnson didn't prepare a speech. He just stood there and thought out loud. It was a terrible presentation.

by indyeah July 3, 2016

Good Thinking Batman

Phrase used to show agreement when someone has a good idea, implying the person has a good idea and if needed can fight crime.

Frank:...so we get wasted and enter the party fashionably late and totally wasted then leave before 6am, so we don't have to clean anything up.
Adam: Good thinking Batman

by JackKavanagh March 30, 2008

Binary Thinking

Phrase. Denotes a system of thought that predominantly considers things in an "either, or", "right, wrong", "black, white" way, ignoring any subtleties or consideration of third or more alternatives.

In philosophy, this is know as a "bifurcation fallacy".

People who habitually think in this way are usually fairly unintelligent and unimaginative.

G.W. Bush: "You're either with us, or your with the terrorists".
Me: "Wow, Bush can only seem to understand the world through binary thinking..."

by TPQUK May 16, 2010

thinking thot

When a girl realized she tried to break up two special people from being together by being overly friendly but not popular enough to know she was only used for an experiment they do on rats.

Oh look she's trying to get a high school diploma oh that's just thinking thot we salvaged all her math books she won't be learning anything but the sound of the Dimas sale whistle.

by roseneedsaring September 14, 2016

Ticking Time Cum

When either your phone or your cumputer is at 1% and you have a race against the clock to get that cumsplosion off beofore your battery goes dead.

This is one of the hardest things to master in the world of masterbation.
Harder than the monkey grip-teste squeeze, and yes even harder than the russian jack knife.

Don't get it twisted though, once mastered, the Ticking Time Cum is not only among some most satifying of splooges, but its a great party trick, and will impress all the bros.

Davis: Bro last night I finally mastered the Ticking Time Cum. I was scrolling through the hub preparing my content when I realized my phone was on 1%! Leaving me with little time to spare, I lazered in on my go to, Brandi Love. I yanked that shit like Ive never yanked before. I made it with just enough time to spare, my phone died 4 seconds after my climax. It was exhilarating.

Grant: That is some impressive shit right there bro.

by EnemaBucket September 28, 2020