wellie thrower

A tosser, wanker, masturbator....

'That kid is such a wellie thrower...'

by Nick Pick May 8, 2005

Wakulla Flame-thrower

1. To perform the act of masturbating with hand sanitizer and as you cum to ignite the hand sanitizer therefore creating a fiery fiesta of semen across your bedroom.

2. A flamethrower located in the Florida county of Wakulla.

"Shane has burn marks all over his face because Nick gave him the old wakulla Flame-thrower last night"

by Back tit tit teee October 10, 2009

Alaskan Spear-Thrower

this is a type of sex when a guy stands on a sofa, bed or any elavated surface, and jumps off attempting to place his wang i.e. penis into the womans vagina or asshole

i broke my dick attempting the alaskan spear-thrower

by Jacob Morales April 23, 2007

Chuck the Bottle Thrower

When you throw an empty soda bottle at a retarded kid and he calls you "Chuck".

Hey Chuck, Chuck the bottle thrower, you threw a bottle at me, bozo.

by Mark Fabe November 15, 2006

Primitive rock thrower

People who show up to destroy any new ideas with their primitive ideas.

Don't invite Steve to this meeting. You know he is a primitive rock thrower.

by smiguel April 3, 2015

alaskan spear-thrower

When a girl lays down on her stomach, a guy stands on the couch nude, jumps off the couch, and tries to place his penis in the girl's clit. Not to be confused with an eagle talon.

Kids, don't try the alaskan spear-thrower at home!

by Cummy worm November 17, 2010

Alcoholic Semen Thrower

A term used in the military well before the 1980's to describe a soldier who drinks entirely too much and has sex with as many women as he can while on liberty.

We got a 96 and I gonna be an Alcoholic Semen Thrower all weekend!

by AlchlcSmnThrwr August 20, 2011