productivity throttling controls

Security devices and configurations which inhibit or minimize employee productivity. Employee productivity may be impacted by limiting access to information, communication and computing functionality, as well as by limiting computing performance. Controls may block websites, may block communication channels such as IRC, may slow computing devices by using full-disk encryption, antivirus, and spyware, may break applications by performing man-in-the-middle attacks and by misconfiguring applications. For some employees, substantial effort may be expended to find workarounds to bypass controls.

Brenda: Why won’t IE open this site?
Tim: The productivity throttling controls are misconfigured to arbitrarily disable TLS connections in IE. Go into Tools and enable TLS connections.

The productivity throttling controls won’t allow Firefox to get a critical update that addresses a vulnerability. Now I need to download the update and manually install. What a waste of time.

My workstation is churning away because of having to scan the large email attachment that I received. Because of the productivity throttling controls, I am unable to even switch tabs in my web browser.

Bill: Websense is prohibiting me from downloading a library I need to complete this work.
Me: We’ll let customer wait another day for the deliverable while I bypass the productivity throttling controls by downloading the library at home tonight and supplying to you on a USB tomorrow.

by sutch December 9, 2010

Thooterbop

A nasty/freaky hoe or thot who gives everybody head.

Damn Kim Kardashian used to be a thooterbop.

by Issa_lalala August 7, 2018

Game of Thrones Abortion

A very quick but extremely painful abortion that involves stabbing the mother's belly repeatedly while the father and / or husband looks on. It's also required that the mother of the baby's father be present to witness the abortion, who then must watch her own son be stabbed in the heart, just prior to getting her throat slit. Spraying blood optional.

(stab! stab! stab!)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!

(stab!)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

(slice!)

ohhhargghhmpppphh

Anyone watching: OMG, what the freakin hell just happened?!?!?!?!

GOT Fan: No biggie dude, that was just a Game of Thrones abortion.

by ohmanwhyudodat June 4, 2013

Stone Thrower

A rabble-rouser who seeks to damage property with rocks.

That stone thrower did a lot of damage to the pizza parlor!

by VitoG June 10, 2020

Ruling the throne

taking a dump,pooping,taking a shit,losing weight.

I have been Ruling the throne in my bathroon all day.

by MIZZY06 January 21, 2009

Throne Messenger

The act of messaging a friend or friends from the throne (toilet) by means of a text messaging device in order to multi-task and save valuable time.

Scott text-messaged Gina from the toilet to save time in his busy day. He is a throne messenger.

by PeeAchEyeEll June 2, 2007

Throttle fuck

The act of repeatedly skull fucking someone in a way they would not enjoy

“A level 10 in clash royale had level 23 cards and throttle fucked me for the whole 3 minutes”

“I killed a guy playing gta v while on my oppressor. He got pissed and called his crew and they proceeded to throttle fuck me for 50 minutes straight”

by GawkityGawk August 22, 2021