Throne Phone

The phone that is hung up in some hotels right next to the toilet.

"Dude, I tried calling your suite earlier but you didn't answer!"

"I couldn't answer because I was on the throne."

"Why didn't you use the throne phone then?"

by ratchet steve blowjobs December 26, 2014

throat hit

When you are smoking a vapor pen or a cigarette and you feel the smoke/vapor hit the back of your throat.

Man, that e-liquid was weak! I didn't get any kind of a throat hit.

by suedestick May 29, 2016

cut-throatish

(adj.) Ruthless, "dont give a fuck" attitude

Keak Da Sneak from Oakland on "Town Business"

by JJ_esj408 May 13, 2005

Crowning the Throne

Struggling on the toilet to release a turd. One achieves crowning, but unable to do a full release. Pushing may or may not result in a partial pinch.

Roger clearly realized he was constipated bad when he was on the crapper for over an hour Crowning the Throne.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2016

ruby throated mattress thrasher

a female humanoid bird imitator who has nymphomaniac tendencies and is known for aggressive trashing of environment when having sex.

When Johnny took Mary to the No Tell Motel he knew she'd do her imitation of a ruby throated mattress thrasher.

by Diogio Rome January 20, 2008

porcelain throne

A fancy term for a toilet.

I had to drop a duece on the porcelain throne.

by Ryan April 28, 2007

Throat Mongorian

Acid reflux. It's like a regular Mongorian, but in your throat.

Oh man, I've got an awful case of throat Mongorian. It feels like I'm being deep throated by Ghengis Khan and his entire army. That's the last time I eat at P.F. Chang's.

by BJQ September 22, 2009