Thomas

the act of knowing everything but forgetting everything simultaneously.

Teacher: hat is 59 + 713?

Jack: Damn, I just pulled a Thomas

by Random4840 July 18, 2019

Thomas Bruso

Also known as "Epic Beard Man," gained internet popularity in 2010 from a YouTube video entitled "AC TRANSIT BUS FIGHT I AM A MOTHERFUCKER." Bruso was video taped by a college student on a city bus getting into an altercation with another passenger over a race related issue. The altercation escalated into a physical fight where Bruso brutally beats the other passenger even though he is 67 years old and the other passenger was in his early 30's.

Thomas Bruso fucked him up so bad that they had to call the ambalamps.

by Whippany sucks February 20, 2010

Thomas Sanders

Thomas Sanders is (was) a vine superstar (ish). He made lots of funny clips before vine shut down, and he has now moved on to youtube, where he still does funny videos with his characters, Anxiety (Virgil), Morality (Patton), Logic (Logan), and Princey (Roman). He is a wonderful person, very happy to help friends and viewers!

Person one: Do you know who Thomas Sanders is?
Person two: Oh yeah! RIP Vine, brotha.

by williamdeservedbetter29 June 10, 2018

thomas mcparland

thomas mcparland is an infamous personality known for being the head of the league of extraordinary abortionists, and the subject of many a hate group. he is also known for his flamboyant homosexual tendencies.

Thomas Mcparland enjoys long moonlit walks on the beach while holding hands and watching the stars...and by that I mean huntin babies.

by mary-sue-ellen May 1, 2005

Jamie Thomas

One of the world's best skateboarders. He rides for Zero Skateboards.

Known for: Ollieing the Leap of Faith, flipping large stair sets, and large handrails.

Dude, Jamie Thomas must be the best skateboarder ever.

by Ricky Benda May 27, 2005

Thomas Hawk

Brother of Tony, he can be found when out skiing or snowboarding usually in the trees but not confined to them. He can also be found when attempting to jump off a cliff. He's pesky and you'll know when you run into him. But Great guy

He also responds to his alter ego Tomahawk

I sent a cliff went nose heavy and then all of a sudden our buddy Thomas Hawk came out of nowhere

by Interrupting will February 17, 2017

thomas running

Thomas Running is a inventor, who invented running in 1748, when he tried to walk twice at the same time.

"did you know running was invented by thomas running?"

"no"

by YaBoiHacker February 2, 2023