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Thirteen

Thirteen is a crazy white woman in her mid 20s who is unemployed and living in their parents' basement, being an emo lady who prays to rats that people with a certain name should all die. She is also hostile, petty, and extremely smelly.
"The hell is wrong with her!? Why is she telling me to die!?"
"Just ignore her, she's Thirteen after all."
by StanTwiceforclearskin May 25, 2022
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Thirteen

The year where you start doing weird shit and want to fuck the wall, or watch endless amounts of porn and gore for tHe luLz!!!1
also the year sadly not the last I became a neo nazi, a chrisker fan, a countryhuman fan, and a columbiner all at once
If you looked this up, you are probably 13, in which, hi, hello. Seventh grade sucks doesn't it? Being 13 does. But much more.
So does 17.
Your parents a few years from now : let's not forget when YOUR NAME was thirteen guys! Remember when she-
You then: *deep sigh, pulls out noose*
by Zeewantstofuckingdie February 8, 2025
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thirteen-percent

Non derogatory terminology for the 13% of African American population in the United States
The Thirteen-Percent stand behind Angel Reese
by CryptoGod June 4, 2024
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