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Inventory thinker

Someone who gets off on conformity.
Inventory thinker: "Because my co-worker slept with her boss to earn a pay raise, I should do the same"

Inventory thinker: "My tie isn't corporate looking enough."

Inventory thinker: "Because lady Gaga says it's cool to be born this way, I'll act like it's cool"
by Adnama Latniuq December 3, 2013
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Pecker Thinker

A male who thinks with his penis instead of his brain
" He is such a pecker thinker! He tried to sleep with me on the first date."
by 12223344 February 3, 2007
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Thinker Lonker Donk

A person well known for extra-ordinary strength and the uncommon ability to break a grown man's back with a folding chair. Also known as Ted.
I saw Thinker yesterday. I thought he was just a myth. My life has now been made whole.
by awesome October 3, 2003
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Black and white thinkers

Conservatives. They tend to think largely in terms of absolutes. Now don't get me wrong, absolute values are important - by no means do I support moral relativism - but it's necessary to recognize the many shades of grey involved in individual cases too. That is, after all, what situational ethics is all about.
I suspect that many of the conservatives I've met don't recognize these gray areas largely because of their absolutist religious upbringing.

A few scenarios:
A nine year old girl, tragically, is raped and impregnated by her stepfather. What to do? According to the religious absolutist, abortion is, under all circumstances, 100% wrong. Unless the birth is life-threatening, she can't abort.

Moderate: I don't normally support abortion, but here it's necessary.
Liberal: I think abortion is a right that belongs to the mother. I would support her right to choose if this girl was nine or twenty nine, raped or non-raped. (although i would personally disapprove of it in the latter).
Conservative: Fucking baby killers! It's an innocent fucking BABY we're talking about!
(as opposed to a non-sentient cluster of cells, lacking a nervous system and the ability to feel pain)

I had a much better example but the stupid character limit fucked me over.

See my future definition, Conservative Black and White Thinking Disorder for that one.
I blame religion for turning so many conservatives into black and white thinkers.

And this is why I dislike religion - it so often stops people from thinking. If people were encouraged to think in terms of individual cases as opposed to coming to each and every unique situation with a preconceived bias (abortion is MURDER!)...well, I don't know. We might have a better world. Just maybe.
by Submitters of Words June 13, 2011
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Free Thinker

Free thinking is when you say your thoughts out loud with no filter, whatever comes in your head comes out of your mouth. Having no regards for societal judgement and consequences but still considering the right morals. Being a Free Thinker doesn't mean you are ignorant to society, just not phased by it. Resist conformity towards societal norms of keeping thoughts to yourself by being free
Sean is such a free thinker he just says things that come to his head
by swervest October 23, 2022
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thinker up their stinker

A perhaps more gentle phrase for head up your ass
Whoever voted for that guy most definitely had their thinker up their stinker.

When you voted for that guy, you had your thinker up your stinker.
by Robert L. Peters December 11, 2023
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The Thinker

The Antagonist of ‘No country for old men.’ The guy with the cool haircut. Not the guy from the flash. Bro is not the thinker.
“Man I can’t believe people actually thought the thinker wasn’t the guy from no country for old men.”

“The guy from the flash is NOT the thinker.”
by NotJohno July 17, 2023
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