thieveses

What gollum thinks hobbits are.

Filthy thieveses stole the precious!

by the Jazz March 3, 2004

Thieved

To steal something obviously and then return it after

Person 1: hey, I see you thieved my water bottle.

Person 2: *drinks then gives back* yeah I was hella thirsty so I thieved it

by kayecat26 April 26, 2019

BOBOS THIEVE

we shout" THERE HE IS!!! GET 'EM!!!!"
hes like oh nooo he hopes in bobos chariot and tries to get away
but bobo cant pull him so bobos back snaps
then we deck him and his back goes 'snap'
Z<-----his back
and then when hes almost dead we say " COME ON!!! GET UP U SON OF A BITCH!!!"
and u bust ur foot in his mouth then the oldman turns him over and freebies him then slip n' slide then asscrack rip
i shit in his mouth then we put him in a well and u shit on him
then the robber bleeds out his ears!!!

We kicked bobs thieves ass. his ass is bleeding.

by Sean BOB December 5, 2003

thieve

Someone who moves another individual's possessions closer to the individual without their consent.

"Hey Ethan, I put your keys next to you on the couch"
"Ethan, you fucking thieve!"

by Brady Ovens August 21, 2016

Thieved

to be stolen from, or to be robbed

Kelly and Tom came home to realize they have been Thieved.

by Broken-trumpet101 May 14, 2020

Like Thieving

When someone posts a status on Facebook or equivalent and a friend comments on it with something that gains more likes than the original status.

I posted an awesome link on Facebook last night, but that like thieving bastard, John, commented on it with something better. Fuck him.

by Proeliat April 8, 2012

Thieves' Bargain

1. A type of bad-faith agreement in which each party is openly exploiting the other while tacitly agreeing to a measure of exploitation themselves, with each party hoping to outmaneuver the other to come out on top.

2. Any exchange in which the party accepts an obvious and material negative in hopes that the eventual benefits to them will be even greater.

"Your Honor, this is outrageous! To even suggest that the prosecutor would make a thieves' bargain with the notorious Velma Kelly... then fabricate the very evidence that set her free!"

"The 'Thief's Bargain' spell reduces the cooldowns of Shadow Blades, Vanish, and Feint by 33%, but using one reduces your damage by 10% for 6 sec."

by DramaGuy23 April 18, 2023