by Forced anonymous March 30, 2006
When an actor turns out to be British after playing an American character, without prior knowledge of the actor being British in the first place, thus being a surprise british. Similar to surprise buttsecks.
Guy 1 after watching the new spiderman: "Wow, that was a great movie!"
Guy 1 watching an interview on the movie: "WHAT? He's British? Damn, what a surprise british."
Guy 2: "Did you know that that guy in the Dark Knight is also British?"
Guy 1: "No..."
Guy 1 watching an interview on the movie: "WHAT? He's British? Damn, what a surprise british."
Guy 2: "Did you know that that guy in the Dark Knight is also British?"
Guy 1: "No..."
by Toffrox July 19, 2017
A phrase that if yelled at a party, justifies ANY otherwise taboo action or statement that precedes it.
Can be used in any situation.
Can be used in any situation.
You are blackout drunk and a kid tries to get you to vomit for your own good at a party. You pull a knife out on him and everybody freaks out and then you scream RAPTOR SURPRISE. Everybody then laughs and forgets about the previous action.
Great if used as a hashtag on twitter as well.
Great if used as a hashtag on twitter as well.
by jprue February 28, 2012
A Jimmy Surprise is when an innocent look into your buddy's room through a fire-escape with unusually good clarity results in the unexpected viewing of your friend masturbating buck-ass naked on his bed to Sportscenter.
I thought my roommate was asleep and I could run in real quick to borrow his stapler, but when I opened the door I was greeted by a Jimmy Surprise.
by Phil Ayshio December 10, 2006
Typically a phrase used to send someone an unsolicited multi-media image or video that is intended to make the recipient laugh and feel surprised.
Fatima: *random photo* "Surprise shawty!!"
Rosario: "HAHA - that photo is hilarious! I love being surprised shawtied!"
Rosario: "HAHA - that photo is hilarious! I love being surprised shawtied!"
by heyhey00 June 3, 2021
If you don't start being a little nicer to me, I'm going to give you an astroglide surprise in the middle of the night.
by hititlong January 6, 2006
When pounding the vagina at a high rate of speed, you miss the vagina and jab the asshole by mistake.
"Hillary, why are you walking like a duck"? "Uhhg, that asshole from the bar last night gave me a starfish surprise".
by Ben Fugin Cho Mamma July 9, 2012